1 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:04,504 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:35,735 [music continues] 3 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:53,153 [telephone dialing] 4 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:58,324 (Woo on answering machine) 'It's Woo. Leave it.' 5 00:00:58,324 --> 00:00:59,526 (Celestrial) 'Girl, Celestrial calling.' 6 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:01,227 'Come as soon as you get this message.' 7 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:02,762 'Missy, you are not going to believe' 8 00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:04,330 'what I am seein' in your chart.' 9 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:05,432 'Wooh!' 10 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:06,733 ♪ Naughty but you like it ♪ 11 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,368 ♪ Nasty but you want it ♪ 12 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:09,836 ♪ I'm the chick that never front it ♪ 13 00:01:09,836 --> 00:01:12,172 ♪ Picture that me wearin' a pager ♪ 14 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:13,406 ♪ So you can be down my back ♪ 15 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:15,008 ♪ It ain't happenin' Jack ♪ 16 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:16,042 ♪ Am I too fine? ♪ 17 00:01:16,042 --> 00:01:17,177 ♪ If so I can leave ♪ 18 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:18,411 ♪ Have somewhere to go ♪ 19 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:19,579 ♪ You better believe ♪ 20 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:20,947 ♪ I keep a tight schedule ♪ 21 00:01:20,947 --> 00:01:22,082 ♪ Not many are blessed ♪ 22 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,216 ♪ Still on a quest ♪ 23 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:24,350 ♪ Not knowin' I'm the best ♪ 24 00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:26,252 ♪ Causin' a mess wherever I go ♪ 25 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:29,222 ♪ They still want me there I'm the star of the show ♪ 26 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:31,591 ♪ Your ride is sweet mine is much sweeter ♪ 27 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:33,626 ♪ Come take a ride with this senorita ♪ 28 00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:35,628 ♪ There's more to me that the eye can't see ♪ 29 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:38,031 ♪ But I'm twice as much as you'd thought I'd be ♪ 30 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:40,733 ♪ When I hit the scene all better beware ♪ 31 00:01:40,733 --> 00:01:43,536 ♪ 'Cause the party don't jump till I get there ♪ 32 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:46,806 ♪ We're havin' a party tonight ♪ 33 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:49,275 ♪ It's only you and I ♪ 34 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:52,745 ♪ If only you could move it right♪ 35 00:01:52,745 --> 00:01:56,249 ♪ We're gonna have a party tonight ♪ 36 00:01:56,249 --> 00:02:01,221 ♪ If only you could move it right ♪ 37 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:02,789 ♪ I put the juice down when you woo woo ♪ 38 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:03,823 ♪ So nasty it's sick ♪ 39 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:04,991 ♪ Wanna know my tricks ♪ 40 00:02:04,991 --> 00:02:06,092 ♪ Studyin' me like a flick ♪ 41 00:02:06,092 --> 00:02:07,260 ♪ I'm the girl your mama ♪ 42 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:08,962 ♪ Warned you about at night ♪ 43 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,663 ♪ Ask Ronnie Bobby Ricky and Mike ♪ 44 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:12,232 ♪ I'm that candy girl ♪ 45 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:13,967 ♪ I got the sugar for your sweet tooth ♪ 46 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,269 ♪ Comin' in your crib in my birthday suit ♪ 47 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:18,171 ♪ I'm that bad habit you just can't shake ♪ 48 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:20,473 ♪ What I want I take some of y'all can relate ♪ 49 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:23,409 ♪ Gotta rap yo to get you stuck like glue ♪ 50 00:02:23,409 --> 00:02:25,311 ♪ It ain't over till we all come through ♪ 51 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,580 ♪ When I hit the scene all better beware ♪ 52 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:30,416 ♪ 'Cause the party don't jump till I get there ♪ 53 00:02:30,416 --> 00:02:33,786 ♪ We're gonna have a party tonight ♪ 54 00:02:33,786 --> 00:02:35,922 ♪ If only you could move it right ♪ 55 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:37,490 Damn. 56 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,826 ♪ Yeah ♪ 57 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:42,962 ♪ We're gonna have a party tonight ♪ 58 00:02:42,962 --> 00:02:47,300 ♪ If only you could move it right ♪ 59 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,502 Hello, there. Hello. 60 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:53,673 I just.. I'm so clumsy. 61 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,375 - I-I'm sorry. - Thank you. 62 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,610 A-alright. Y-you are gorgeous. 63 00:02:57,610 --> 00:03:00,046 Mm-hmm. 64 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:02,582 Oh, God. One day. 65 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:08,721 Celestrial, I came as soon as I could. 66 00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:11,057 Oh, girl, you look over. 67 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:14,327 - These are for you, doll. - Oh, thank you, sugar. 68 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:16,663 - Come, sit down. - Okay. 69 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:19,299 (Celestrial) Found a motif. 70 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:21,467 Girl, have I got news for you. 71 00:03:21,467 --> 00:03:23,169 So, what's the 411? 72 00:03:23,169 --> 00:03:25,071 Girl, you will never believe what I've seen. 73 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:28,074 Put your hand on the ball. 74 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:30,677 [crystal ball buzzes] 75 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,979 Your house is in Scorpio. Gorgeous. 76 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:35,081 Your moon is rising perfectly. 77 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:37,317 Then, all of a sudden, out of nowhere 78 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:39,219 there is a meteor crossing your asteroid belt. 79 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,553 - Is that good? - 'It's all good.' 80 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:42,722 Tonight is your special night, child. 81 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:44,857 Special in what way? 82 00:03:44,857 --> 00:03:46,926 Let's consult the tarot daddy, shall we? 83 00:03:51,664 --> 00:03:54,500 And your card says love. Tasty. 84 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:56,069 - I knew it. - Ugh! 85 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:59,005 Celestrial, please reshuffle those cards. 86 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:00,940 I see an explosion of love. 87 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:03,076 Or maybe just an explosion. 88 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:06,079 This last year, my love life has been a disaster. 89 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,847 - What about Lamar? - Lamar? 90 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:10,216 I can't wear a pager for him. 91 00:04:10,216 --> 00:04:12,452 Girl, you are a tad tough on men. 92 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:14,020 Excuze? 93 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:15,755 Girl, you've got to give it up to somebody. 94 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,957 Celestrial, I have given it up. 95 00:04:17,957 --> 00:04:21,728 I have twirled it and swirled it in many directions. 96 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:27,367 I need someone who's...impulsive, exciting. 97 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,068 Who knows your thoughts before you say them. 98 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:30,303 Exactly. 99 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:31,437 That's who 100 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:32,472 I'm seeing right here, darling. 101 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:33,873 Where? 102 00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:35,541 Oh, good glamour, girl. He's a Virgo. 103 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:36,576 And he's headed right towards you. 104 00:04:36,576 --> 00:04:38,544 Oh! Oh, no. 105 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:40,747 I hope this is not another head-on collision. 106 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:45,218 (Celestrial) 'Girl, just be happy if you get you a man tonight.' 107 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:47,186 [instrumental music] 108 00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:51,724 (Frankie) 'Now, look at that girl over there in white. Oh, my God!' 109 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:55,628 (Hop) 'Gosh. Man, that girl got an ass like a smoke tail.' 110 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,163 [indistinct chatter] 111 00:04:59,565 --> 00:05:01,968 'Yo, yo, why is it that the fine ones are always' 112 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,569 hangin' out with the Frankenstein ones? 113 00:05:03,569 --> 00:05:07,173 No competition. Psst. Excuse me, miss. How you doin'? 114 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:08,408 Oh, look at the body on this one. 115 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:10,510 Oh, my goodness. 116 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:13,646 Look at them damn feet though, man. Woman must wear about a 12. 117 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:16,449 Yo, but you know what they say about women with big feet. 118 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:18,084 Wrong gender, Hop. 119 00:05:18,084 --> 00:05:19,819 Now, do y'all mind? 120 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,287 How come every time we come down here 121 00:05:21,287 --> 00:05:23,156 y'all spend the whole time talkin' trash? 122 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,291 Oh, come on, man. 123 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:27,293 Half these girls are down here because they're doin' 124 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:29,529 the same thing that we are doin'. Ass watching. 125 00:05:29,529 --> 00:05:31,197 - Even your tiny ass. - Hear what I said? 126 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:33,333 Tim, Tim, Tim. I got a question for you, Tim. 127 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,301 When was the last time you had a date? 128 00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:37,470 I'll take that one for a hundred, Alex. 129 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:39,472 Five months ago. And that was by accident. 130 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:40,807 - Oh. - I'm telling you, man. 131 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:42,675 Yo, ever since Denise left his ass 132 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:44,711 co-sign has been spending so much time home alone 133 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:46,879 we need to start calling him Macaulay Culkin. 134 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:47,980 Oh, look, look, look. 135 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:49,849 [gibberish] 136 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:53,820 I told y'all about that co-sign shit, okay? 137 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:55,321 I don't care how good the lovin' is 138 00:05:55,321 --> 00:05:57,123 you can't be co-signin' for no car. 139 00:05:57,123 --> 00:05:58,157 - Word. - Word. 140 00:05:58,157 --> 00:05:59,659 'And if she dumped me' 141 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:01,461 I'd sure as hell get that sweet ride back. 142 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:04,997 - Hey, fuck all of y'all. Okay? - Mm-hmm. 143 00:06:04,997 --> 00:06:06,232 Whoo, 12 o'clock. 144 00:06:06,232 --> 00:06:07,800 - 'Mmm-hmm!' - 'Whoo!' 145 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,335 What? She's thick too. 146 00:06:09,335 --> 00:06:11,537 Just like a like, thick like a stallion. 147 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:13,673 I'm gonna ride her like a horse. 148 00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:15,808 Yeah, Like a h.. Woo! Like a.. Like a.. 149 00:06:15,808 --> 00:06:17,276 [imitates neighing] 150 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:22,515 Man, can y'all just chill, man, for once? 151 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:25,351 Come on, man. I mean, get down on the vibe. 152 00:06:25,351 --> 00:06:27,086 The music. 153 00:06:27,086 --> 00:06:28,254 Tim.. 154 00:06:32,191 --> 00:06:34,827 ...your words have been well spoken, my brother. 155 00:06:34,827 --> 00:06:37,864 We will leave you to sojourn with the jazzical expressions 156 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:42,535 whilst we venture forth into the land of punani. 157 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:44,237 Peace to you, my sensitive one. 158 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,672 I'll drink to that. 159 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:52,879 Excuse me, is this seat taken? 160 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:54,514 No, it's not. If you.. Whoa! 161 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:57,383 - Whoa! - My bad, yo. 162 00:06:57,383 --> 00:06:59,852 If you want to sit there, it's not taken. 163 00:06:59,852 --> 00:07:01,921 Um, do you come here often? 164 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:03,389 (Woo) But Celestrial might be right. 165 00:07:03,389 --> 00:07:06,192 If she's so psychic, how come she don't know 166 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:07,527 whether she's a boy or a girl? 167 00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:09,729 - She's everything. - Okay, she.. 168 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:11,531 She's gonna have you just as confused as she is. 169 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:14,133 She's the best. Are you goin' out with me tonight? 170 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:16,135 Baby cousin, I've told you once, twice. 171 00:07:16,135 --> 00:07:17,870 Now, this is the third time today. 172 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:21,474 Lenny is coming over tonight. He's planned something special. 173 00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:24,277 Oh, special for Lenny is a gallon of Nightyard 174 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,311 and a bucket of chicken. 175 00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:26,946 Ha ha ha. 176 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:29,215 You are going to Shakim's block party this evening, right? 177 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:31,184 - No. - Woo.. 178 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:36,589 - Ahem! - What is this? 179 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:37,957 What? 180 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,058 (Woo) 'Who gave you this?' 181 00:07:39,058 --> 00:07:40,693 My Lenny. 182 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:44,797 - That's nasty. - You're just jealous. 183 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:46,232 - It's cute. - Listen.. 184 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:48,000 We can either go to The Venus or to The Mercury. 185 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,936 And I wanna borrow a couple of your outfits. 186 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:51,771 - What are you gonna wear? - Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 187 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:55,007 Wait a minute, do you need an Ebonic translation? 188 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:57,944 I ain't wearin' nothin' 'cause I ain't goin' nowhere. 189 00:07:57,944 --> 00:08:00,480 Woo, don't stick that key in that door, okay? 190 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,582 Don't walk in, don't go in there. We gonna fight. 191 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:05,751 Ask Lenny if we can borrow his car. 192 00:08:05,751 --> 00:08:07,420 - Gee.. - Are you kidding? 193 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:08,754 G-give me that. Let me see. 194 00:08:08,754 --> 00:08:09,789 - 'Say that shit.' - 'That's right.' 195 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:10,823 'Whatever I say it's right' 196 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:12,325 I'll ride you like 197 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,460 one of them go-go dancers on "Soul Train." 198 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:16,996 (man on TV) 'Get the fuck up off me, man. Why you touchin' me like that?' 199 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:20,266 I like to keep my Evergreens very dark toward the base. 200 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:22,768 Home alone, my ass. 201 00:08:25,471 --> 00:08:27,573 [telephone dialing] 202 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:34,113 - 'Hello.' - Hey, Michelle. How you doin'? 203 00:08:34,113 --> 00:08:36,449 I was just wonderin', what are you doin' tonight? 204 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:38,885 - 'Who is this?' - Excuse me? 205 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:40,219 You're a trip, "who is this?" 206 00:08:40,219 --> 00:08:42,221 You gonna ask me who this is? 207 00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:45,124 Girl, you know.. Hello? Hello? 208 00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:50,396 I forgot Nene is having a party at the Soul Kitchen. 209 00:08:50,396 --> 00:08:52,164 We can go there first. 210 00:08:52,164 --> 00:08:57,270 Woo...I told you me and Lenny.. 211 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:06,546 And lower halfway and squeeze up. 212 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,848 And one.. 213 00:09:08,848 --> 00:09:13,753 ...two, three, four, five.. 214 00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:17,423 '...six, seven, eight..' 215 00:09:17,423 --> 00:09:19,859 [telephone rings] 216 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:21,594 - Hello. - 'Tim!' 217 00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:25,431 Thank God, man. Hey, buddy, it's Lenny. 218 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:27,500 Uh, I need you.. 219 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:30,002 Hey, how you doin', brother? Good. 220 00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:32,004 Look, I need you to do me a little favor, man. 221 00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:34,373 I-I need you to hang out with Claudette's cousin tonight. 222 00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:36,008 What's wrong with her, man? 223 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:39,045 - She look like an anteater? - No, man. 224 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:43,282 Look, Claudette just got off her cycle. You know what I'm sayin'? 225 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:44,850 Ah, don't you think that's a little bit 226 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:46,519 more information than I need right now? 227 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:49,956 Alright. We're trying to get a, a quality time in together. 228 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:51,524 So, why don't you just go on home? 229 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,292 Hey, what difference does it make, man? 230 00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:54,927 You ain't doin' nothing. 231 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,529 Yeah, but I know you though, man. 232 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:59,098 You big dusty dickhead. 233 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:01,767 'What, you think I needed to call your ass, huh?' 234 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:04,036 I'm tryin' to hook you up, nigga. 235 00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:07,573 Look, Lenny, I am studying for the bar, okay? 236 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:09,442 Tim, just talk to her, man! 237 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,943 Just get dressed 'cause you're coming with me. 238 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,278 [groaning] 239 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,914 Yeah. Woo. Hmm. 240 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:17,583 - Got a phone call for you. - Who is it, weenie boy? 241 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:19,552 Well, it's a brother who would love to take you out. 242 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:22,254 Oh, I'm really not for your mess tonight, Lenny. 243 00:10:22,254 --> 00:10:24,457 Woo, will you just talk to him, please? 244 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,492 Tim, her name is Woo. 245 00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:28,094 Who? 246 00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:29,362 Hmm. 247 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:36,268 - Hi, this is Woo. - Oh, hi. This is Tim. 248 00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:38,904 Uh, Lenny was sayin' that you might wanna hang out tonight. 249 00:10:38,904 --> 00:10:41,107 Are you asking me out on a date? 250 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:43,409 Yeah, yeah, I-I'm askin' you. 251 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:44,944 Why? 252 00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:47,246 Well, it might be your lucky night. 253 00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:50,416 - When's your birthday? - September 18th. 254 00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:54,153 Virgo, Virgo. Ooh, Virgo. 255 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:57,490 Look, u.. I'll be there in an hour. 256 00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:03,696 - Tim, you are the man. - Very, very interesting. 257 00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:05,831 Thank you, thank you, brother. This is good lookin' out. 258 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,466 Alright, look, man, I'mma give her your address, alright? 259 00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:09,268 - Um, peace. - Lenny.. 260 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,876 [instrumental music] 261 00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:43,235 [knocking on door] 262 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:48,240 Can I help you? 263 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,176 Uh, yeah, is Darryl home? 264 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:52,044 It's Tim from across the hall. 265 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:55,748 Come in, Tim from across the hall. 266 00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:59,051 ♪ So go ahead and take a.. ♪ 267 00:12:00,986 --> 00:12:02,722 'Darryl, baby.' 268 00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:07,693 Tim from across the hall is here. 269 00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:09,729 (Darryl) 'I'll be there in a minute, Tim.' 270 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,264 Damn. 271 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,440 - 'Hey, what's happenin'?' - What's up, black man? 272 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:24,176 Thank you, sweetheart. 273 00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:25,878 (Tim) 'I got a woman comin' over a little later on.' 274 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:28,380 I was just wondering if you had any, um-- 275 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:30,716 Pointers? Tim. 276 00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:33,719 Music, I could borrow. 277 00:12:33,719 --> 00:12:37,857 Darryl, do you wanna shave before dinner? 278 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:39,825 I'll be there in a minute, sweetheart. 279 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:43,896 (Darryl) 'Mm, music.' 280 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,865 Well, what kind do you like? 281 00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:47,800 You want a little romance? 282 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,869 Somethin' slow? 283 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,904 Somethin' smooth? 284 00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:54,373 Um, I don't know, whatever you got. 285 00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:56,308 You know, 'cause we just gonna kick it. 286 00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:57,810 Tim's gonna kick it. 287 00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:03,616 ♪ So go ahead and take.. ♪ 288 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,718 ♪ Bet you mess above me ♪ 289 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:07,052 ♪ Sweep off me.. ♪ 290 00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:10,456 ♪ Go ahead and take that ♪ 291 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,891 "For the panties?" 292 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:13,659 It's got all the sexiest slow jams. 293 00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:15,928 By the time you hit the B side, you should be naked. 294 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,830 - Good and naked. - Word? 295 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:21,133 See this? It's one of my field kits. 296 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,635 Four miniatures of Hennessy. 297 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,103 A joint. 298 00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:25,304 Incense. 299 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,439 Edible body oils. 300 00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:29,241 Latex, of course. Just the essentials, really. 301 00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:31,310 It goes with the tape. 302 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,979 (female 'Darryl, the water's getting cold.' 303 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,315 Keep it warm for me, sugar. 304 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:42,087 What you gonna do? 305 00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:43,789 Hope everything works out for you, tiger. 306 00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:46,125 Hey, Tim, from across the hall. 307 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,460 Pop that thing, baby. 308 00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:50,095 [imitates cork popping] 309 00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:52,331 (Darryl) 'Take off your clothes.' 310 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:01,440 No, I prefer a self-actualized woman. 311 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,142 I think the term, "Bitch" 312 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:07,613 is first of all, overused, and is some condescending bullshit. 313 00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,815 You know, you about as fine as frog's hair. 314 00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:11,984 You know, my mother said the same thing. 315 00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,453 That's how fine you are. 316 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,622 My sister said the same thing. 317 00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:18,624 Do I wanna fuck? 318 00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,059 Stop it. 319 00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:21,827 [doorbell buzzing] 320 00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:24,296 [heart pounding] 321 00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,401 [buzzing continues] 322 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,771 [doorknob rattling] 323 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,877 I'm Woo. 324 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,814 You Tim? 325 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,749 You know, Tim, my favorite asset 326 00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:45,184 my biggest asset.. 327 00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:48,888 Bam! Ding! Ding! Ding! 328 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,990 [chuckles] What you know about that? 329 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,258 What you know? 330 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:53,893 'Nothin'!' 331 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,762 Woo is what? Gone! 332 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,432 [doorbell buzzing] 333 00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:04,570 [buzzing continues] 334 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:20,452 Hi, I'm looking for Timmy Jackson. 335 00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:22,688 - Is that you? - Uh, yeah, I'm titty. 336 00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:26,358 I mean, uh, Tim. Tim Jackson. That's-that's me. 337 00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:29,361 And you are? 338 00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:31,964 Hopefully, the woman you've been waiting for. 339 00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:33,265 Can I come in? 340 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,534 By all means, just.. Come in, yeah. 341 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,641 [instrumental music] 342 00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:53,819 Um, look, I'm not finished getting dressed yet, so-so.. 343 00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:55,821 Why don't you, um, have a look around, okay? 344 00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:59,024 And I'll, I'll be right back. This shouldn't take long. 345 00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:08,567 Just make yourself comfortable. 346 00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:11,837 Let's see, incense. 347 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,312 'Damn.' 348 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:23,849 Whoa! Get.. Get.. Ah! 349 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,091 [grunts] 350 00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,701 Nice place. 351 00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:44,703 - Shit. - Are you a lawyer? 352 00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:47,639 Um, yeah, yeah. 353 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:49,108 But, um.. 354 00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,876 ...don't hold that against me. 355 00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:53,879 [laughing] A sense of humor. I like that. 356 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:57,149 You know, brothers take themselves so seriously. 357 00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:58,851 Well, you'll never catch me doin' that. 358 00:16:58,851 --> 00:16:59,952 Well, that's good, it's all about 359 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,453 havin' a little fun, right? 360 00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:03,055 Oh, yeah. 361 00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:06,492 You know, I enjoy having a nice laugh now and again. 362 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,794 Life's too short, don't you think? 363 00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,562 I sure do. 364 00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:13,399 I see you got a little somethin' going on here too. 365 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:15,067 I'm flattered. 366 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,670 This is funny. This is funny. 367 00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:20,239 What's so funny? 368 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:22,141 It just seems to me like a sister like you 369 00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:25,044 would have brothers lined up around the corner because-- 370 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,213 "A sister like me?" W-what does that supposed to mean? 371 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,982 I'm just saying that you got the tools to.. 372 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,484 - I mean-- - I have the tools? 373 00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:34,253 You see, now, why can't a man and a woman 374 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:35,988 just go out and have a good time? 375 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,524 Does it always have to be about sex? 376 00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:40,492 Never mind. 377 00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:43,429 I should've known better than to expect anything more 378 00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:46,098 from one of Lenny's friends. 379 00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,333 Oh, yeah, what's this? Your little freak kit? 380 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,235 That came in the mail. Shopping Network. I-I-- 381 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,171 Stop it. 382 00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:54,339 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Look, I didn't mean it, really. 383 00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:56,175 Really. Okay? 384 00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:58,010 Come on, I mean, some brothers can look at a beautiful woman 385 00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,912 and not lose their mind. 386 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,713 I mean, I was tellin' the fellas just this afternoon 387 00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:04,216 "You do not always have to conduct yourself like dogs." 388 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:06,385 - I told them that. - Mm-hmm. 389 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:08,754 Yeah, as far as I'm concerned, you can be my sister. 390 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,222 Really? 391 00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:12,024 I could be your sister? 392 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:15,527 Yeah. Yeah, you can be my sister. 393 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,563 Okay. 394 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:20,365 Well, in that case 395 00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:22,835 you should open that bottle of champagne. 396 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:25,771 That'll work. 397 00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,010 [chuckling] 398 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,816 You are such a gentleman. 399 00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:40,119 I'm just trying to make you feel comfy. 400 00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,020 Whoo! 401 00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:45,157 Whoa. 402 00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:48,393 Here you go. 403 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,829 Little bubbly. 404 00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:55,834 Thank you. 405 00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,369 [chuckling] 406 00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:02,341 Do you have a girlfriend? 407 00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:05,077 Excuse me? 408 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:08,180 You know, I get so tired 409 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:10,749 of playing all those games, don't you? 410 00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:12,985 I mean, it's like.. 411 00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:18,857 We never say what we really want. 412 00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:20,592 Now, be serious. 413 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,031 What was your first thought when I walked in this house? 414 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,101 [chuckling] 415 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:33,138 I mean, you had some music playing softly. 416 00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:35,707 You had your lights down low. 417 00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,177 I mean, come on. 418 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,212 See, that way.. 419 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,115 ...we can stop wasting time. 420 00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,421 I mean, if this is all you want.. 421 00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:53,458 ...here it is. 422 00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:55,127 [chuckling] 423 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:58,330 See, now, you don't really need to be drinking 424 00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,299 'cause then you'll really start trippin'. 425 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:04,036 Oh, Timmy. Timmy, Timmy, Timmy. 426 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,307 Put my fire out. 427 00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:09,908 Say what? 428 00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:11,143 Put.. 429 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,078 ...my.. 430 00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:14,413 ...fire.. 431 00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:17,282 ...out. 432 00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:23,322 - Gotcha! - What? 433 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:24,723 [doorbell buzzing] 434 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,491 (Woo) 'Better get that.' 435 00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:29,428 Oops! Don't forget the hat. 436 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:33,699 Sister, huh? 437 00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,400 (Hop) 'You ain't watchin' that porno..' 438 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,203 '...starring Samuel Jackhammer?' 439 00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:39,271 (Frankie) 'Come on out, baby.' 440 00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:41,106 Come on, open the damn door, boy! 441 00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:42,874 Hey, Tim, what's up, man? 442 00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:44,243 - What's up, fellas, what's up? - Is that a joint in your mouth? 443 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,877 Oh, hell yeah, here you go, Hop. 444 00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:49,348 Oh, shit, McColly got the party started up in here. 445 00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:51,917 Hold up. Look, I-I'm kinda busy now, y'all. 446 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,286 What's going on with your clothes, Timothy? 447 00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:57,089 Oh, shit, Tim tryin' to get some trim, y'all. 448 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,557 Who you got in there, boy, ugly Rita? 449 00:20:58,557 --> 00:20:59,691 Did she get out the kennel? 450 00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:00,792 [barking] 451 00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:03,028 Rita! 452 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,696 Hey, look, fuck all y'all, okay? 453 00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:07,232 Tim.. Oh.. 454 00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:10,769 Uh, I didn't know that we had more company. 455 00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:15,474 Um, well, fellas, thanks for coming by. 456 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:18,210 Um, I'll catch up to y'all later. 457 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,778 You know how, you know how it is, man. 458 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,747 Aren't you gonna invite your friends in? 459 00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:23,882 - Okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 460 00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,618 And this is? 461 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,887 This is Woo. 462 00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:31,556 Woo, this is the fellas. 463 00:21:31,556 --> 00:21:34,526 'Romaine, Frankie, and Hop.' 464 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,162 Woo? 465 00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:39,197 See, I-I knew you was part Japan. 466 00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:42,167 Um, we were just leavin'. 467 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:44,336 Perhaps, we'll join you. 468 00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:46,972 Um, we were just gonna go to a movie. Somethin' dull. 469 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,307 What movie? 470 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,075 Um, why don't you finish getting dressed? 471 00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:52,044 You know how I hate to miss the beginning of the movie. 472 00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:01,019 Home alone, huh? 473 00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:03,121 Did you fuck her? 474 00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:04,156 Can you watch your mouth, please? 475 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,124 Is that all y'all think about? 476 00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:08,593 Tim, you know that's too much woman for you, man. 477 00:22:08,593 --> 00:22:11,997 You gotta crawl before you walk, brah. 478 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,832 (Hop) 'No, Tim, really, for real though, yo..' 479 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,133 She a ho, ain't she? 480 00:22:15,133 --> 00:22:16,368 (Frankie) 'No doubt.' 481 00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:18,103 Oh, shit, Tim done paid for a ho 482 00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:19,671 to come up in here and do some wild shit! 483 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,940 [laughing] 484 00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:23,208 She do parties? 485 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:25,677 (Frankie) 'Eh, does she do bar mitzvahs?' 486 00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:27,946 (Hop) 'Does she do ho bar-mitzvahs?' 487 00:22:29,214 --> 00:22:32,184 - She's not a ho, okay? - Oh, shit. 488 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,486 Tim, she either got to be gettin' paid 489 00:22:34,486 --> 00:22:37,456 or crazy to be up in here with your ass, fine as she is. 490 00:22:37,456 --> 00:22:38,623 - 'That's right.' - You know what? 491 00:22:38,623 --> 00:22:39,725 [Woo screaming] 492 00:22:41,226 --> 00:22:43,128 Oh, shit, that's her pimp, Hop. 493 00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:45,130 Wha-what? 494 00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:46,631 I'mma whoop his ass and take his money. 495 00:22:50,168 --> 00:22:51,636 (Frankie) 'Oh, no.' 496 00:22:52,504 --> 00:22:56,141 You use Red Velvet? 497 00:22:56,141 --> 00:22:57,342 Yeah. 498 00:22:57,342 --> 00:23:00,779 My cousin wore Red Velvet. 499 00:23:02,247 --> 00:23:05,250 It's a popular fragrance. 500 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:09,254 My cousin was a construction worker, okay? 501 00:23:09,254 --> 00:23:11,022 And one day 502 00:23:11,022 --> 00:23:13,358 he walked underneath one of those things 503 00:23:13,358 --> 00:23:15,927 that drives the-the beams into the ground. 504 00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:21,933 - Oh, that's a pile driver. - 'Right. A pile driver.' 505 00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:24,803 They struck water trying to get him out of there. 506 00:23:25,837 --> 00:23:26,905 Sorry. 507 00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:36,782 [whimpering] 508 00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:38,116 Take it. 509 00:23:43,355 --> 00:23:44,756 (Hop) 'Hey, did you see that?' 510 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:46,425 (Romaine) 'No, see, I gave him the ball' 511 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:49,861 'because I think a nice 90 mile an hour curveball' 512 00:23:49,861 --> 00:23:52,130 'would cut all that stuff short.' 513 00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:53,632 Well, um.. 514 00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:55,200 I guess you.. 515 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,601 ..probably need a minute to-- 516 00:23:56,601 --> 00:24:00,472 Yes, it's very true. I do need a minute. 517 00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:03,074 But I want you to get that outta here. 518 00:24:03,074 --> 00:24:05,343 - Get it! - I got it. 519 00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:22,828 Okay, so she's a little high strung. 520 00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:25,464 Hell, no! That ho crazy as a rope. 521 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,499 Yeah, man, Woo in Japan must mean 522 00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:30,569 nutty bitch with seven years bad luck. 523 00:24:30,569 --> 00:24:33,572 Tim, salsa night, Washington Square Park. 524 00:24:33,572 --> 00:24:35,807 Yo, yo, yo, that's where we'll be when you finish with Cybil. 525 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:38,510 Yeah, red hot Puerto Rican chicas. 526 00:24:39,611 --> 00:24:42,581 [singing in Spanish] 527 00:24:44,182 --> 00:24:45,851 Y'all just jealous, that's all. 528 00:24:47,919 --> 00:24:52,023 I really don't like being referred to as a "Ho." 529 00:24:52,023 --> 00:24:54,092 Look, I'm sorry. 530 00:24:54,092 --> 00:24:57,195 Now, I see why there are so many single women in New York. 531 00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:01,333 - They were just clownin'. - So was I. 532 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,368 I mean, I hope you didn't take me seriously. 533 00:25:03,368 --> 00:25:05,470 Look, I'm nothin' like my boys. 534 00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:07,038 Come on, I mean, they're my boys and everything 535 00:25:07,038 --> 00:25:09,007 but, hey, I'm different. 536 00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:11,009 Can we start over? 537 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:13,245 Why don't you just let me take you to dinner? 538 00:25:14,279 --> 00:25:15,947 Great. 539 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,219 [instrumental music] 540 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,559 Well, what are you doing? 541 00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:28,860 Changing. 542 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,395 In my car? 543 00:25:30,395 --> 00:25:32,430 Well, stop the car and I'll change on the corner. 544 00:25:33,498 --> 00:25:34,866 [cycle bell ringing] 545 00:25:36,568 --> 00:25:40,005 Man, would you get outta here! Get outta here! Go! 546 00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:43,074 You are so grouchy. 547 00:25:43,074 --> 00:25:44,142 Sorry. 548 00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:48,580 Sweetheart, I'm gonna open up another bottle 549 00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:50,015 of the old Nightyard. 550 00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:51,983 Beautiful, baby. 551 00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:53,652 What you want, peach or watermelon? 552 00:25:53,652 --> 00:25:56,054 'They taste the same.' 553 00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:58,023 Watermelon it is. 554 00:25:58,023 --> 00:26:02,827 Oh, shit. Babe, I got one more hot wing left. 555 00:26:02,827 --> 00:26:05,597 - Want it? - 'Got for it, baby.' 556 00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:08,199 Hey, babe, I'm thinkin' 557 00:26:08,199 --> 00:26:11,736 maybe, me and you should go to Shakim's party early. 558 00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:13,104 'What do you think?' 559 00:26:13,104 --> 00:26:15,073 I think there'll be none of that shit tonight. 560 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,375 - Huh? - 'Sit tight, sweetheart.' 561 00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:19,544 Big Willie cometh. 562 00:26:19,544 --> 00:26:21,913 "Big Willie cometh?" 563 00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:24,382 Come on, Willie, we got work to do. 564 00:26:24,382 --> 00:26:26,618 (man 'Would you like some wine with dinner?' 565 00:26:26,618 --> 00:26:29,020 [violin music] 566 00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:40,465 Uh, excuse me. 567 00:26:40,465 --> 00:26:43,001 Uh, Nicholas. Nicholas! 568 00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:51,009 [chuckles] 569 00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:55,080 It's a great table. Really wonderful. 570 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,148 This is the best I could do without a reservation. 571 00:26:57,148 --> 00:26:59,250 But you'll love the food. 572 00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:01,252 Do they serve spaghetti here? 573 00:27:01,252 --> 00:27:02,954 - 'Spaghetti?' - Mm-hmm. 574 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,756 Woo, this is a three star Italian restaurant. 575 00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:08,293 You can have any dish you want, authentically prepared. 576 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,495 And you want spaghetti? 577 00:27:10,495 --> 00:27:12,497 Well, what would you suggest, Homeboyardi? 578 00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:16,635 Trust me, okay? 579 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:21,740 Yes, sir. May I take your order? 580 00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:24,342 Yes, you may. 581 00:27:24,342 --> 00:27:27,912 I'd like the pollo al perd.. Al perdelle? 582 00:27:27,912 --> 00:27:32,117 Funghas de grass scratchy. De gras scutchi. 583 00:27:32,117 --> 00:27:34,552 - Yes, number 13, sir. - Yes. 584 00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:41,760 And, uh, for the lady, the "Giletto Don Cornelio.." 585 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:45,597 Yes, the number 23. Very good, sir, I understand. 586 00:27:45,597 --> 00:27:47,332 Uh, how about some wine, yes? 587 00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:48,867 Um.. 588 00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:51,436 Una bottiglia di chianti, per favore. 589 00:27:51,436 --> 00:27:56,508 [speaking in Italian] 590 00:27:57,976 --> 00:27:59,411 [chuckles] 591 00:28:01,946 --> 00:28:03,515 Oh, I learned a little Italian 592 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,517 while daddy was touring in Europe. 593 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:08,119 I speak a little Italian too, you know. 594 00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:09,721 [imitates Sylvester Stallone] Yo, I'm at my house, Mick? My house stinks. 595 00:28:09,721 --> 00:28:12,190 And that stings! That stings me. 596 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:15,160 Stallone, get it? 597 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,729 But you never answered my question. 598 00:28:20,131 --> 00:28:21,866 Do you have a girlfriend? 599 00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:23,368 Well, as a matter of fact, not at the moment. 600 00:28:25,336 --> 00:28:28,973 A lawyer and you're not even spoken for? That's surprising. 601 00:28:28,973 --> 00:28:32,210 Well, let's just say I'm a little old-fashioned. 602 00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:33,845 - Who's this? - Where did you get that? 603 00:28:33,845 --> 00:28:35,647 - Hey, hey. - You just gonna steal somethi.. 604 00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:38,750 Give.. You just gonna take something outta my crib? 605 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:40,418 Like 'em chunky, don't ya? 606 00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:44,322 [speaking in Italian] 607 00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:54,799 [laughing] 608 00:28:59,037 --> 00:29:00,672 Very funny. Do you think Mr. Don Corleone 609 00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:02,941 can give me some water next time, please? 610 00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:09,380 I hate weddings. 611 00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:10,682 - Excuse me? - 'Wait a minute..' 612 00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:12,617 'Oh, my God.' 613 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,720 Tookie! 614 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,288 - Tookie! - 'Good Lord.' 615 00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:22,360 Tookie! Tookie! 616 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,062 (female 'I thought there was something wrong.' 617 00:29:24,062 --> 00:29:26,097 That's my girlfriend. Come meet her. 618 00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:29,567 - What up, Took! - We'll lose our table. 619 00:29:29,567 --> 00:29:33,404 [screaming] Coincidence time or what, girl? 620 00:29:33,404 --> 00:29:35,540 Oh, oh, do you think I shoulda worn the headdress 621 00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:37,475 like the other bridesmaids? 622 00:29:37,475 --> 00:29:40,612 Absolutely, it's tradition. 623 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:41,780 Woo, we're gonna lose our table. 624 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,581 - 'Oh..' - What the.. 625 00:29:43,581 --> 00:29:47,418 You got a lotta nerve showing your face around here, Eric. 626 00:29:47,418 --> 00:29:49,654 What the hell is your problem? 627 00:29:49,654 --> 00:29:51,122 (Woo) 'Tookie, you need your glasses.' 628 00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:53,258 This is not Eric. 629 00:29:53,258 --> 00:29:57,095 Damn, if you don't look a lot like Eric. 630 00:29:57,095 --> 00:29:59,998 Ha-ha-ha-ha. Well, damn, I ain't. Okay? 631 00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:02,967 LensCrafters, they have your shit ready in less than an hour. 632 00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:04,402 I'll be inside, Woo. 633 00:30:04,402 --> 00:30:06,437 What is up with Bryant Gumbel? 634 00:30:06,437 --> 00:30:08,907 He is a little stuffy, isn't he? 635 00:30:08,907 --> 00:30:11,342 I'm trying to loosen him up a little bit. 636 00:30:15,613 --> 00:30:17,849 What am I doin' here? 637 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,220 [instrumental music] 638 00:30:38,436 --> 00:30:39,838 Mmm. 639 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,979 Hey, I brought you a piece. 640 00:30:47,979 --> 00:30:50,014 No, thank you. I don't wanna ruin my appetite. 641 00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:53,718 Alright, suit yourself. Mmm. 642 00:30:53,718 --> 00:30:56,154 'Coconut mango.' 643 00:30:56,154 --> 00:30:59,858 Look, I'm sorry about Tookie, but she just with the, um.. 644 00:31:05,463 --> 00:31:09,067 - What? - Would you like a better view? 645 00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:11,202 She looked familiar, okay? 646 00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:14,639 Well, that's not surprising. 647 00:31:14,639 --> 00:31:17,208 Since they all do from the ass down, Timmy. 648 00:31:18,476 --> 00:31:20,645 Ow. Ow! 649 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:25,316 Can't they just move this thing? 650 00:31:25,316 --> 00:31:27,819 Excuse me. Excuse me, sir. Hi. 651 00:31:28,686 --> 00:31:30,722 Sir, over here. 652 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:32,290 You know what? Forget it. 653 00:31:34,425 --> 00:31:35,894 What are you doing? 654 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,996 I am doing a little redecorating. 655 00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:40,832 - Woo. - Oh. 656 00:31:40,832 --> 00:31:44,002 Uh, miss, please don't tamper with the fire extinguisher. 657 00:31:44,002 --> 00:31:46,271 How am I supposed to eat like this, huh? 658 00:31:46,271 --> 00:31:48,439 Why are we sitting at the funky table? 659 00:31:48,439 --> 00:31:51,175 As you can see, we're full. 660 00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:52,911 Oh, you're full tonight, so you sit 661 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:55,013 the black people at the punt table. 662 00:31:55,013 --> 00:31:56,347 'We didn't work hard enough in the fields' 663 00:31:56,347 --> 00:31:58,216 to deserve a decent table? 664 00:31:58,216 --> 00:31:59,250 (male 'Senorina, please.' 665 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:01,119 Sir, look, really there's no-- 666 00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:04,555 Hey, I am talking to Ricky Ricardo here. 667 00:32:04,555 --> 00:32:06,858 We might as well be in the storage room, okay? 668 00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:09,127 Look at all of this, huh? 669 00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:11,195 And what about this rope? 670 00:32:13,731 --> 00:32:15,767 - 'Ow!' - 'Oh, man!' 671 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:18,303 [screaming] 672 00:32:27,645 --> 00:32:29,681 [screaming] 673 00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:39,290 Why you gotta lay your hand on me though, man? 674 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:41,292 And don't come back. 675 00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:45,730 - Oh, it's like that, huh? - Yes, it's like that. 676 00:32:45,730 --> 00:32:48,499 Signore, uh, your check, sir. 677 00:32:48,499 --> 00:32:49,934 And I took the liberty 678 00:32:49,934 --> 00:32:52,971 of wrapping your pollo alla gratiscucci. 679 00:33:03,181 --> 00:33:06,284 You don't, you don't need those, do you? 680 00:33:06,284 --> 00:33:07,585 No, not anymore, I don't. 681 00:33:07,585 --> 00:33:09,554 Let's do something fun. 682 00:33:11,856 --> 00:33:14,625 [scoffs] You know, you're something else. 683 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:17,161 Oh, come on, Tim. 684 00:33:19,030 --> 00:33:20,264 [salsa music] 685 00:33:29,707 --> 00:33:32,176 [singing in Spanish] 686 00:33:46,391 --> 00:33:49,293 - Signorwe're gonna roll-- - No, no. 687 00:33:50,161 --> 00:33:51,963 Coco. 688 00:33:51,963 --> 00:33:54,132 'I see you came to your senses, boy.' 689 00:33:54,132 --> 00:33:57,668 - Cole, what's up, baby? - Co-sign, what's happenin'? 690 00:33:57,668 --> 00:34:00,004 Eh, I told you about that co-sign shit, didn't I? 691 00:34:00,004 --> 00:34:02,006 Oh, man, he gettin' mad. Yo, man, forget about that. 692 00:34:02,006 --> 00:34:03,374 Yo, man, you need to be checkin' out 693 00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:05,043 some of these honeys up in here, baby. 694 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,811 Hey, yo, man, relax, man. 695 00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:09,247 I see you finally got rid of that crazy girl. 696 00:34:09,247 --> 00:34:11,649 Her name is Woo and she's not crazy, okay? 697 00:34:11,649 --> 00:34:13,484 Hey, hey, hey, whatever you say, bruh. 698 00:34:13,484 --> 00:34:14,852 I mean, you know, I seen the sister 699 00:34:14,852 --> 00:34:16,554 run from a bottle of cologne. 700 00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:18,189 [laughing] 701 00:34:18,189 --> 00:34:20,224 [singing continues] 702 00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:35,973 [cheering] 703 00:34:40,044 --> 00:34:41,446 (Woo) 'Tim.' 704 00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:46,050 Whoo. 705 00:34:46,050 --> 00:34:49,654 Hey, Tim. Where have you been? You're missing all the fun. 706 00:34:52,256 --> 00:34:54,058 Yo, yo, yo, check that out. Check that out. Hey, hey. 707 00:34:54,058 --> 00:34:55,193 Hey, cutie! 708 00:34:56,294 --> 00:34:58,362 Not you, your booty. 709 00:35:01,032 --> 00:35:02,300 [chuckling] 710 00:35:03,234 --> 00:35:05,203 Actually, I, uh.. 711 00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:08,806 - Mamasita? - Hey, Frankie. 712 00:35:08,806 --> 00:35:10,741 I'm telling you, boy, somebody's definitely 713 00:35:10,741 --> 00:35:12,810 gettin' licked tonight. 714 00:35:14,712 --> 00:35:17,882 Do you mind, Rokaine? 715 00:35:17,882 --> 00:35:21,419 - That's Romaine. - Whatever. 716 00:35:21,419 --> 00:35:24,288 Yo, yo, you check out that girl with the-with the big ass.. 717 00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:26,958 Uh...teeth. 718 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,260 Come on, man. Let's step outta here. 719 00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:33,164 - 'Come on.' - 'See you didn't need that..' 720 00:35:33,164 --> 00:35:35,333 I don't particularly care for those young men. 721 00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:37,268 'They don't respect women.' 722 00:35:37,268 --> 00:35:39,470 Look, they ain't that bad, okay? 723 00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,506 Frankie works down on Wall Street. 724 00:35:41,506 --> 00:35:43,508 Hey, they some together brothers. 725 00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:47,512 Whoo! 726 00:35:47,512 --> 00:35:49,747 [screaming] 727 00:35:49,747 --> 00:35:52,450 [indistinct chatter] 728 00:35:52,450 --> 00:35:55,119 I was, like, "Smack me, come on. Smack me." 729 00:35:55,119 --> 00:35:56,254 Thank you. 730 00:35:57,488 --> 00:36:00,191 Mm. Mm. 731 00:36:00,191 --> 00:36:02,093 Ah, nah, I don't like spicy. It's just too-- 732 00:36:02,093 --> 00:36:04,295 Oh, live. 733 00:36:04,295 --> 00:36:05,930 Cheese! 734 00:36:08,466 --> 00:36:10,268 So, what were you saying about propane? 735 00:36:10,268 --> 00:36:13,171 Um, Romaine, he's got a CPA. 736 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:18,142 These are some smart, political, sensitive brothers. 737 00:36:18,142 --> 00:36:21,279 [screaming] 738 00:36:21,279 --> 00:36:23,314 (Hop) 'Damn, baby girl, I'mma suck the left one' 739 00:36:23,314 --> 00:36:24,815 'and make the right one jealous.' 740 00:36:24,815 --> 00:36:28,319 Me so horny. Whoo! Me so horny. 741 00:36:28,319 --> 00:36:29,620 Hey, mira, why don't you come back here 742 00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:32,089 and lemme show you my tootsie roll. 743 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:37,895 Frankie, why don't you show me your tootsie roll? 744 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:40,731 Hey, Woo, why don't you let me 745 00:36:40,731 --> 00:36:42,967 show you a designer straightjacket? 746 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:46,671 You are so funny. 747 00:36:46,671 --> 00:36:48,506 'But you know what I love best about you?' 748 00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:50,007 Oh, no. Hell, no! 749 00:36:50,007 --> 00:36:51,842 Tim, you need to take control of your woman. 750 00:36:51,842 --> 00:36:54,512 - 'Yeah, what's up?' - Hey, man, y'all started this. 751 00:36:54,512 --> 00:36:57,181 Rosa! Look here, let me talk to you, girl. 752 00:36:57,181 --> 00:36:58,749 - I know you can relate to this. - Uh-huh. 753 00:36:58,749 --> 00:37:00,384 Looky here. 754 00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:03,921 Now, don't those fellas look interesting? 755 00:37:03,921 --> 00:37:07,959 We have here, the flavor of Mocha Nuthead.. 756 00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:12,196 ...with a little Jerry Curl Coffee Cream. 757 00:37:12,196 --> 00:37:15,399 And over there, we have a little Nappy Road. 758 00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:18,536 - Oh, I see the Nappy Road-- - Focus, man, focus. 759 00:37:18,536 --> 00:37:20,771 [speaking in Spanish] 760 00:37:20,771 --> 00:37:22,607 Did she just call me a chickfajita? 761 00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:24,609 Hey, yo, later for this shit, man. What you gonna do, man? 762 00:37:24,609 --> 00:37:26,010 You gonna roll with us or you gonna wait 763 00:37:26,010 --> 00:37:27,979 for her medication to kick in? 764 00:37:29,213 --> 00:37:30,781 You lucky Romaine didn't hurt you. 765 00:37:30,781 --> 00:37:33,251 Oh, excuse me. I don't think so. 766 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,418 Gimme a quarter. 767 00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:35,786 Gimme got hit by a truck. 768 00:37:35,786 --> 00:37:39,357 May I have a quarter, please? 769 00:37:39,357 --> 00:37:41,559 Please, please, please. 770 00:37:41,559 --> 00:37:44,528 There, there, here.. Okay, take it. 771 00:37:52,403 --> 00:37:55,206 (Celestrial on recorder) 'It's me, sugar. You should not be listening to this machine.' 772 00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:56,307 'You should be out there searching' 773 00:37:56,307 --> 00:37:57,575 'for the one I predicted.' 774 00:37:57,575 --> 00:37:59,143 'I'm at the club if you need me.' 775 00:37:59,143 --> 00:38:00,411 (Shakim on recorder) 'Yo, Woo, this Shakim.' 776 00:38:00,411 --> 00:38:02,446 'Hit me on the celly, lover.' 777 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,255 Yo, who this? 778 00:38:11,255 --> 00:38:13,324 It's Woo. What's up, Shakim? 779 00:38:13,324 --> 00:38:15,226 Hey, I don't know. I mean, what's up with you? 780 00:38:15,226 --> 00:38:16,894 You coming through? 781 00:38:16,894 --> 00:38:18,663 - Oh, shit. - Yo, hold on. 782 00:38:18,663 --> 00:38:20,097 Yo, man, I thought you niggas said you were professional-- 783 00:38:20,097 --> 00:38:22,233 Excuse me, could you talk to me, please? 784 00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:23,901 ...around like a basketball. 785 00:38:23,901 --> 00:38:26,904 - 'Shakim.' - Hold on one second. 786 00:38:26,904 --> 00:38:28,773 Shakim, hello? 787 00:38:28,773 --> 00:38:32,310 Yo, M.T., you know you my girl in the bag of pearls, right? 788 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:34,645 But please, get your big ass up off my car, okay? 789 00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:37,481 You fucking around putting dents in my hood. 790 00:38:37,481 --> 00:38:39,684 Aye, fuck what you heard. It ain't your world, big girl. 791 00:38:39,684 --> 00:38:42,486 - It ain't your world. - Excuse me. 792 00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:43,821 Now, what's up? What you gonna do? 793 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:45,122 You comin' through or what? 794 00:38:45,122 --> 00:38:47,491 No, I'm not coming. 795 00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:49,193 (Woo) 'You just don't understand.' 796 00:38:49,193 --> 00:38:51,696 'Look, this is very difficult for me.' 797 00:38:51,696 --> 00:38:53,664 Denise! 798 00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:56,667 Denise, I need to talk to you! Hey! Denise.. 799 00:38:56,667 --> 00:38:59,437 - 'You better stop right now.' - Need a lift? Sucker! 800 00:39:01,305 --> 00:39:04,842 I need to talk to you. Denise...listen to me. Hey! 801 00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:06,844 Look, I need to talk to you. 802 00:39:08,145 --> 00:39:10,181 Damn! 803 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:12,450 Ain't this a bitch! 804 00:39:14,318 --> 00:39:16,687 I told you, no. 805 00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:19,056 You know what? Don't even come through, okay? 806 00:39:19,056 --> 00:39:21,926 - Don't even come through. - Shak, h-hello? 807 00:39:24,295 --> 00:39:25,863 [scoffs] 808 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:29,567 Excuse me. 809 00:39:32,303 --> 00:39:33,871 Who's that? 810 00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:37,341 Yeah, yeah, me and her go way, way, way back. 811 00:39:37,341 --> 00:39:40,311 That's, um, the girl from the picture. Yeah. 812 00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:43,180 - Mm-hmm. - She-she needed a car. 813 00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:47,318 She didn't have any credit. So, like a damn fool, I-- 814 00:39:47,318 --> 00:39:50,654 Wait a minute. Did you co-sign for that car? 815 00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:54,225 Well, yeah. I-I co-signed for the car. 816 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,593 I mean, she needed one. 817 00:39:55,593 --> 00:39:57,928 I didn't know I'd gonna have to go through hell 818 00:39:57,928 --> 00:39:59,830 to get the car back. 819 00:39:59,830 --> 00:40:02,400 Tim, you're a lawyer. Sue her. 820 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,901 It's not that simple, I mean-- 821 00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:05,936 There are people who watch things happen 822 00:40:05,936 --> 00:40:08,205 and there are people who make things happen. 823 00:40:08,205 --> 00:40:10,374 - Which one are you? - Oh, I'm a maker. 824 00:40:10,374 --> 00:40:12,410 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, I-I make things happen. 825 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:15,112 Okay, well, let's get to makin' somethin' happen, fella. 826 00:40:15,112 --> 00:40:16,180 Come on. 827 00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:18,516 Then let's set it off then, hey. 828 00:40:18,516 --> 00:40:21,519 Yeah, that's how I do it, you know. 829 00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:23,120 You know what I'm talking about, see? Systematics. 830 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,555 Right. 831 00:40:24,555 --> 00:40:26,357 - Here you go. - Voila! 832 00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:28,626 Yeah, it's nothin' but the Benjamin, baby. 833 00:40:31,862 --> 00:40:33,831 (Lenny) 'Where's my money?' 834 00:40:34,965 --> 00:40:38,969 I said where's my money, bitch? 835 00:40:38,969 --> 00:40:41,639 Unh-unh, wait. Damn it, Lenny! 836 00:40:41,639 --> 00:40:45,376 What is a chicken ho? 837 00:40:45,376 --> 00:40:48,412 Hey, baby, look. Look. 838 00:40:48,412 --> 00:40:51,615 Sweetheart, I thought I explained this to you, I.. 839 00:40:51,615 --> 00:40:55,586 You-you know big daddy loves chicken. Right? 840 00:40:55,586 --> 00:40:59,290 And-and, you know big daddy loves hos. 841 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:01,592 And you know big daddy loves you. 842 00:41:01,592 --> 00:41:04,261 This is one time I thought we'd do something different. 843 00:41:04,261 --> 00:41:05,996 Oh, look at you. 844 00:41:05,996 --> 00:41:08,165 You look, you look so good. 845 00:41:08,165 --> 00:41:11,836 Okay, fine. One minute. 846 00:41:11,836 --> 00:41:13,838 That's all I'll need. 847 00:41:15,105 --> 00:41:17,508 ♪ Here chicky chicky ♪ 848 00:41:17,508 --> 00:41:19,510 ♪ Chicky chicky ♪ 849 00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:20,744 Hey.. 850 00:41:20,744 --> 00:41:22,980 'Come on, baby.' 851 00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:24,415 Let me see them hot wings. 852 00:41:28,018 --> 00:41:30,087 Let me see them thighs, chicky. 853 00:41:31,455 --> 00:41:33,991 'Oh, chicky. Oh, chicky.' 854 00:41:33,991 --> 00:41:35,860 Oh, you dirty little chicken. 855 00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:38,829 Let me see them breasts. Oh, yeah. 856 00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:40,498 'Oh, yeah.' 857 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:42,833 Oh, yeah. 858 00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:44,835 It's time for chicky to eat. 859 00:41:44,835 --> 00:41:46,504 What? 860 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:48,005 Unh-unh. Unh-unh. 861 00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:51,942 Here, chicky-chicky-chicky. 862 00:41:51,942 --> 00:41:53,811 'Here, chicky-chicky-chicky.' 863 00:41:53,811 --> 00:41:55,813 'Look, come on, walk right.' 864 00:41:55,813 --> 00:41:57,481 Just like I showed you. 865 00:41:57,481 --> 00:41:59,049 Come on, chicky. 866 00:41:59,049 --> 00:42:01,285 'Here, chicky-chicky-chicky.' 867 00:42:01,285 --> 00:42:03,721 'Now, cluck for me.' 868 00:42:03,721 --> 00:42:06,390 [imitates chicken clucking] 869 00:42:20,838 --> 00:42:22,640 Eat your dinner. 870 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:23,908 Oh, yeah. 871 00:42:26,677 --> 00:42:29,713 'Go for the worm, baby.' 872 00:42:29,713 --> 00:42:31,181 [sneezing] Oh! 873 00:42:31,181 --> 00:42:33,551 [sneezing] Damn. 874 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:34,885 'I think you got a little cold.' 875 00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:36,186 What is that, mucus? 876 00:42:36,186 --> 00:42:39,490 No, it's these feathers. I'm allergic. 877 00:42:39,490 --> 00:42:41,892 Chicken ho. What is a chicken ho? 878 00:42:41,892 --> 00:42:43,727 I knew this wasn't fair. 879 00:42:43,727 --> 00:42:45,696 Look, look, baby, it's not a sin. 880 00:42:45,696 --> 00:42:47,698 - Maybe it's a little freaky. - Chicken ho. 881 00:42:47,698 --> 00:42:50,067 - Baby, hold up. - No! 882 00:42:50,067 --> 00:42:51,201 You want chicken? 883 00:42:51,201 --> 00:42:53,203 You take your ass to the colonel. 884 00:42:53,203 --> 00:42:55,573 Pimp daddy. 885 00:42:58,676 --> 00:43:00,878 This is quite a neighborhood. 886 00:43:00,878 --> 00:43:02,713 Is this where the party is? 887 00:43:02,713 --> 00:43:04,682 It's just a little chill out spot. 888 00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:10,187 [horn honks] 889 00:43:31,942 --> 00:43:34,578 Safe than sorry, right there. 890 00:43:34,578 --> 00:43:36,947 [whistling] 891 00:43:41,051 --> 00:43:43,187 Why didn't you just leave it in the Batcave? 892 00:43:45,222 --> 00:43:46,657 You know, I don't know if you're aware of this 893 00:43:46,657 --> 00:43:50,127 but this baby happens to be an investment. 894 00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:51,395 Come on. 895 00:43:55,833 --> 00:43:57,601 Are you sure there's a club in here? 896 00:43:57,601 --> 00:44:00,804 Positive. What is the matter? 897 00:44:00,804 --> 00:44:02,640 Just didn't see anybody outside. That's all. 898 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,476 It's private. 899 00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:07,144 I don't hear any music. 900 00:44:07,144 --> 00:44:10,581 Listen, if you don't believe me, all you have to do is just-- 901 00:44:10,581 --> 00:44:13,984 I didn't say all that. I just.. This is different. 902 00:44:13,984 --> 00:44:16,854 Alright, well, then, relax, breathe. 903 00:44:24,194 --> 00:44:25,829 ♪ I don't know if it's the pretty face ♪ 904 00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:27,031 Goddamn! 905 00:44:27,031 --> 00:44:28,365 ♪ That got everybody wantin' ♪ 906 00:44:28,365 --> 00:44:29,967 ♪ To touch me like Case ♪ 907 00:44:29,967 --> 00:44:32,302 ♪ Feels so good like Mase the pull over ♪ 908 00:44:32,302 --> 00:44:34,605 ♪ Anywhere I want diplomats on the Rover ♪ 909 00:44:34,605 --> 00:44:37,641 ♪ The way I put it on a nigga sober I have 'em comin' back ♪ 910 00:44:37,641 --> 00:44:39,943 ♪ Knockin' on my door like Jehovas ♪ 911 00:44:39,943 --> 00:44:41,512 - Can I help you? - Uh, yeah, 912 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:43,981 Hey, I'm with the sister who, um, just went in. 913 00:44:43,981 --> 00:44:45,482 Look, man, I don't know you 914 00:44:45,482 --> 00:44:48,118 so you're gonna have to step, alright? 915 00:44:48,118 --> 00:44:49,787 No, you see I was with the sister you just-- 916 00:44:49,787 --> 00:44:51,722 But look, you ain't got to read the book 917 00:44:51,722 --> 00:44:53,457 to know the whole story, baby. 918 00:44:53,457 --> 00:44:55,325 She not here. So flow. 919 00:44:55,325 --> 00:44:57,294 'Get on with yours.' 920 00:44:59,630 --> 00:45:01,398 Yo, Beast, man, what you sayin', player? 921 00:45:01,398 --> 00:45:03,200 (Beast) 'What's up with you? How you doing, man?' 922 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,402 [indistinct chatter] 923 00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:09,473 I'll be home in an hour, alright? 924 00:45:09,473 --> 00:45:12,710 Hey! Whoo! 925 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:15,079 - Tim, what's up? - Please, talk to this man. 926 00:45:15,079 --> 00:45:18,248 - You know this punk? - Beast, put him down. 927 00:45:18,248 --> 00:45:20,050 [grunting] 928 00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:22,319 Get on in the club, leisure suit. 929 00:45:27,091 --> 00:45:29,426 What is happening? 930 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,430 What's up? 931 00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:36,700 Call me. 932 00:45:36,700 --> 00:45:39,336 [club music] 933 00:45:39,336 --> 00:45:40,671 Whoo! 934 00:45:50,848 --> 00:45:52,750 [music continues] 935 00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:06,563 ♪ We're havin' party tonight ♪ 936 00:46:06,563 --> 00:46:09,733 Woo-whoo! 937 00:46:09,733 --> 00:46:13,203 That is my song. Ugh! 938 00:46:14,571 --> 00:46:15,773 ♪ We're havin' party tonight ♪ 939 00:46:17,908 --> 00:46:20,277 ♪ It's only you and I ♪ 940 00:46:22,980 --> 00:46:25,549 ♪ You took too long to ask now I don't know ♪ 941 00:46:25,549 --> 00:46:27,217 ♪ If you can hang with my flow ♪ 942 00:46:27,217 --> 00:46:29,486 ♪ Keep it on the below I start to fight ♪ 943 00:46:29,486 --> 00:46:31,955 So, you wanna dance? 944 00:46:31,955 --> 00:46:32,990 No. 945 00:46:34,391 --> 00:46:36,994 You don't wanna dance? 946 00:46:36,994 --> 00:46:40,164 - It's too late now. - What? 947 00:46:40,164 --> 00:46:43,400 [imitates cell phone beeping] Leave a message. 948 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:44,802 I'm sorry? 949 00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:46,403 Woo.. 950 00:46:46,403 --> 00:46:48,305 Can you slow down, please? 951 00:46:51,008 --> 00:46:52,342 'Woo!' 952 00:46:52,342 --> 00:46:55,445 Excuse me. 953 00:46:55,445 --> 00:46:56,980 The moment's gone, okay? 954 00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:59,316 I wanted to dance, but instead of just taking me 955 00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:02,986 out on the dance floor, you had to conduct a survey. 956 00:47:02,986 --> 00:47:06,590 And now I don't feel like dancing with you, Tim. 957 00:47:06,590 --> 00:47:08,592 What do you.. 958 00:47:08,592 --> 00:47:10,928 What do you mean you don't.. 959 00:47:10,928 --> 00:47:12,329 Woo. 960 00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,934 - Tim? - Oh, uh.. Roger, hi. 961 00:47:16,934 --> 00:47:20,537 Got it. Tim, uh, this is my, uh, niece, uh.. 962 00:47:20,537 --> 00:47:23,607 Uh, by the way thank you for the help on that brief today. 963 00:47:23,607 --> 00:47:25,342 - Come on, baby. - 'Uh..' 964 00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:27,477 Uh, no problem, Mr. Smith. 965 00:47:27,477 --> 00:47:30,047 Yeah, that's Roger Smith, Esquire. 966 00:47:30,047 --> 00:47:32,482 Listen, uh, Tim is the best damn paralegal 967 00:47:32,482 --> 00:47:34,618 in the firm, and I'm not just sayin' that. 968 00:47:34,618 --> 00:47:38,655 So, um, this is the, uh, the little woman. 969 00:47:38,655 --> 00:47:40,524 Well, uh.. 970 00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:43,627 Don't you worry your pretty little head about Tim. 971 00:47:43,627 --> 00:47:46,196 I'm gonna make sure he passes that bar exam 972 00:47:46,196 --> 00:47:48,365 if I've gotta take it for him myself. 973 00:47:48,365 --> 00:47:50,400 [laughing] 974 00:47:52,069 --> 00:47:54,404 - I'm hungry, so.. - Okay, baby. 975 00:47:54,404 --> 00:47:57,474 Uh, that's what we call her. Baby. 976 00:47:57,474 --> 00:48:00,377 She's the youngest on my sister's side. 977 00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:04,481 Y'all have a, have a nice evening, okay? 978 00:48:04,481 --> 00:48:06,216 "Baby." He called her "Baby." 979 00:48:06,216 --> 00:48:08,886 That's a trip 'cause she's fine, ain't she? 980 00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:11,688 You're not a lawyer? 981 00:48:11,688 --> 00:48:13,924 Not quite. 982 00:48:13,924 --> 00:48:15,659 Woo, I'm a law clerk. 983 00:48:15,659 --> 00:48:17,861 So, you thought you'd impress me by lying? 984 00:48:17,861 --> 00:48:20,197 I didn't lie. I was just goin' with the flow. 985 00:48:20,197 --> 00:48:21,765 You, go with the flow? 986 00:48:21,765 --> 00:48:23,233 If you didn't think so much 987 00:48:23,233 --> 00:48:24,902 we could be having a good time right now. 988 00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:26,603 Nigger, we could be havin' a good time right now 989 00:48:26,603 --> 00:48:29,873 if you can control your psychotic mood swings. 990 00:48:29,873 --> 00:48:31,909 You've got a point. 991 00:48:33,277 --> 00:48:35,512 I could say that different. 992 00:48:36,380 --> 00:48:38,081 Damn. 993 00:48:41,451 --> 00:48:43,186 [indistinct chatter] 994 00:48:47,057 --> 00:48:50,027 [soul music] 995 00:48:54,731 --> 00:48:57,434 Hi. What's your name? 996 00:48:57,434 --> 00:49:00,037 Sucker. You know what I'm sayin'? 997 00:49:00,037 --> 00:49:01,772 I mean, so what, I lied. 998 00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:04,374 She's the one who pulled my pants down. 999 00:49:04,374 --> 00:49:05,442 Oh. 1000 00:49:05,442 --> 00:49:08,211 Hey...I'm a man. 1001 00:49:08,211 --> 00:49:10,948 Oh, what I can see that you are, baby. 1002 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:12,482 And I'd be happy to help you work out 1003 00:49:12,482 --> 00:49:14,418 whatever your problem is 1004 00:49:14,418 --> 00:49:16,720 just as soon as you buy me a drink. 1005 00:49:17,921 --> 00:49:19,323 Bartender! 1006 00:49:21,725 --> 00:49:23,727 I mean, I'm mindin' my own business, right? 1007 00:49:23,727 --> 00:49:27,597 Let me get, uh, two champagnes and whatever he's gonna have. 1008 00:49:27,597 --> 00:49:29,132 I don't have any more champagne. 1009 00:49:29,132 --> 00:49:32,269 I got spring water and melted ice. 1010 00:49:32,269 --> 00:49:33,737 You ain't got no liquor? 1011 00:49:33,737 --> 00:49:35,739 Are you deaf? 1012 00:49:37,574 --> 00:49:41,345 - Home alone, my narrow ass. - I need me a drink. 1013 00:49:41,345 --> 00:49:42,646 Come on out to the car with me, baby. 1014 00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:44,181 How much money you got? 1015 00:49:44,181 --> 00:49:46,650 Can't you see I'm experiencin' a crisis? 1016 00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:48,852 Oh, just forget about her, baby. 1017 00:49:48,852 --> 00:49:51,989 If you got you a bottle of Remy and a blanket.. 1018 00:49:51,989 --> 00:49:53,490 [purrs] 1019 00:49:53,490 --> 00:49:55,225 ...we could have us an evenin'. 1020 00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:59,296 Why am I talkin' to you? 1021 00:49:59,296 --> 00:50:01,598 Damn! 1022 00:50:01,598 --> 00:50:05,002 Man, they will sell a pack of air to anybody. 1023 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:07,304 You having troubles, huh, dawg? 1024 00:50:07,304 --> 00:50:09,139 'You can talk to me, man.' 1025 00:50:09,139 --> 00:50:10,474 That's why I'm here. 1026 00:50:10,474 --> 00:50:11,942 Alright. 1027 00:50:11,942 --> 00:50:15,012 Suppose you met a woman, right? 1028 00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:16,613 I mean, there's somethin' special about her. 1029 00:50:16,613 --> 00:50:19,816 - Yeah? - Some.. There's a vibe there. 1030 00:50:19,816 --> 00:50:24,354 So, what she got, like some big titties? 1031 00:50:24,354 --> 00:50:27,224 A fat ass? 1032 00:50:27,224 --> 00:50:28,492 Never mind. 1033 00:50:28,492 --> 00:50:30,327 (Woo) 'Can you leave me alone?' 1034 00:50:30,327 --> 00:50:32,162 (Lamar) 'I told you I want you wearin' my pager!' 1035 00:50:32,162 --> 00:50:34,197 Get off of me, Lamar, okay? 1036 00:50:34,197 --> 00:50:36,800 I'm not wearing that customized pager. 1037 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,136 [indistinct chatter] 1038 00:50:40,637 --> 00:50:43,740 Let me go right now! 1039 00:50:43,740 --> 00:50:45,575 I don't even like you, Lamar. 1040 00:50:45,575 --> 00:50:47,377 Wait a minute, I just wanna talk to you, alright? 1041 00:50:47,377 --> 00:50:49,980 - Just give me a second. - Woo, what's going on? 1042 00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:52,049 What you got to do with this, nigger? 1043 00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:54,484 Hey, we have no problem. 1044 00:50:54,484 --> 00:50:56,053 What are you, a fucking regulator? 1045 00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:57,921 This is my woman, fool. 1046 00:50:57,921 --> 00:51:00,724 - Go on, tell him. - Ex-woman, Lamar. 1047 00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:03,393 Okay? And you really need to get with that. 1048 00:51:03,393 --> 00:51:05,595 Oh, huh! Look here, girl. 1049 00:51:05,595 --> 00:51:07,998 I ain't gonna ask you again. 1050 00:51:07,998 --> 00:51:10,634 Hey, this sister is with me. 1051 00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:14,237 You know, you keep playin' the hero and you're gonna 1052 00:51:14,237 --> 00:51:16,606 find your ass fucked up. 1053 00:51:16,606 --> 00:51:17,941 Look.. 1054 00:51:17,941 --> 00:51:19,776 Oh! 1055 00:51:22,946 --> 00:51:24,014 (man 'Nigga got a gun!' 1056 00:51:24,014 --> 00:51:26,683 - Oh! - Oh! 1057 00:51:32,022 --> 00:51:33,590 You.. 1058 00:51:36,626 --> 00:51:38,462 Lamar, you didn't have to hit him. 1059 00:51:38,462 --> 00:51:40,697 Yes, I did. 1060 00:51:40,697 --> 00:51:44,067 - No, you didn't. - 'Oh!' 1061 00:51:44,067 --> 00:51:47,304 (Woo) 'Oh, now. Now what?' 1062 00:51:47,304 --> 00:51:50,273 I know what you're tryin' to say. 1063 00:51:50,273 --> 00:51:51,808 What you tryin' to say now? 1064 00:51:51,808 --> 00:51:53,243 I know you ain't tryin' to say nothin'. 1065 00:51:53,243 --> 00:51:55,378 You ain't sayin' nothin' but a word. 1066 00:51:55,378 --> 00:51:57,981 You had to set her off, didn't ya, leisure suit? 1067 00:51:57,981 --> 00:52:00,317 - This brother here, man. - And you know what, Woo? 1068 00:52:00,317 --> 00:52:02,119 Every week there's something new with you. 1069 00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:05,122 You and Sammy Davis gotta get the fuck up out of here. 1070 00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:06,490 All I wanted do was just get out of the house. 1071 00:52:06,490 --> 00:52:08,692 - You know what I'm sayin'? - Come on. 1072 00:52:10,727 --> 00:52:13,396 (Beast) 'Looking like Tweedledee and Tweedledum.' 1073 00:52:13,396 --> 00:52:15,398 Bringin' up Jerry's kids. 1074 00:52:17,734 --> 00:52:21,004 You got me, huh? You got me again. 1075 00:52:21,004 --> 00:52:25,308 Lenny. Lenny put you up to this, didn't he? That's it. 1076 00:52:25,308 --> 00:52:27,310 Lenny found the finest woman he could 1077 00:52:27,310 --> 00:52:28,745 and he wants to see how long it'll take 1078 00:52:28,745 --> 00:52:30,747 before I say, "Fuck it!" 1079 00:52:32,249 --> 00:52:34,351 Well, you know what? Fuck it! 1080 00:52:34,351 --> 00:52:36,753 Alright? You win, okay? 1081 00:52:38,955 --> 00:52:41,791 I bet you, Woo isn't even your real name, is it? 1082 00:52:41,791 --> 00:52:43,126 It's cool. It's cool. 1083 00:52:43,126 --> 00:52:44,528 Why don't we just get in the car 1084 00:52:44,528 --> 00:52:46,763 and I'll take you home, okay? 1085 00:52:47,697 --> 00:52:50,100 [car alarm beeping] 1086 00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:54,738 What? 1087 00:52:55,872 --> 00:52:58,175 'My car!' 1088 00:52:58,175 --> 00:53:01,311 What am I supposed to do with this shit now? 1089 00:53:01,311 --> 00:53:03,280 Don't you say a word! 1090 00:53:09,786 --> 00:53:12,622 Is my name Crayola? Oh, I gets my man. 1091 00:53:12,622 --> 00:53:13,957 Well, then, you know it would've been on 1092 00:53:13,957 --> 00:53:15,225 'cause you know last week in a grocery store 1093 00:53:15,225 --> 00:53:17,194 me and her was about to get to boxin'. 1094 00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:18,895 Girl, her baby ain't got no infamy' 1095 00:53:18,895 --> 00:53:20,664 'or something crazy like that. I don't know.' 1096 00:53:20,664 --> 00:53:24,067 Mnm-mnm, 'cause Lenny told me that she wanted to get with him. 1097 00:53:24,067 --> 00:53:26,069 - 'Girl, I was fly.' - Excuse me. 1098 00:53:26,069 --> 00:53:27,704 I could've been little fly if I would've got 1099 00:53:27,704 --> 00:53:29,973 my orange patent leather suit up out the cleaners. 1100 00:53:29,973 --> 00:53:32,175 I'll be in the cell, my friend is here. 1101 00:53:32,175 --> 00:53:33,843 - Fine. - 'Oh, but girl--' 1102 00:53:33,843 --> 00:53:35,378 Excuse me. 1103 00:53:35,378 --> 00:53:38,782 Hold on for one second, Purina. 1104 00:53:39,649 --> 00:53:41,418 What? 1105 00:53:41,418 --> 00:53:43,653 My car was stolen about half an hour ago. 1106 00:53:43,653 --> 00:53:46,423 - Have you reported it? - That's why I came here. 1107 00:53:46,423 --> 00:53:47,857 What took you so long? 1108 00:53:47,857 --> 00:53:49,859 Yeah, but it took me some time to walk.. 1109 00:53:49,859 --> 00:53:51,494 Is there someone I can talk to-- 1110 00:53:51,494 --> 00:53:54,064 First of all you got the wrong form, so chill out. 1111 00:53:54,064 --> 00:53:57,167 Hello, Purina. Well, then call me back. 1112 00:53:57,167 --> 00:54:00,270 Girl, use 911, I'll get it. Okay. 1113 00:54:00,270 --> 00:54:01,738 Here you go. 1114 00:54:01,738 --> 00:54:05,041 Get you a pen here, and you're all set. Take this. 1115 00:54:05,041 --> 00:54:09,145 Now exactly.. Ex-excuse me. Excuse me. 1116 00:54:13,550 --> 00:54:16,253 Okay, I need to see your registration please. 1117 00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:18,555 It's in the car. I leave it in my glove compartment. 1118 00:54:18,555 --> 00:54:20,423 That's awfully dumb. 1119 00:54:20,423 --> 00:54:21,891 You leave your license in the glove compartment, too? 1120 00:54:21,891 --> 00:54:24,761 Look, it's been a long night, okay? 1121 00:54:24,761 --> 00:54:26,563 All I wanna do is report a stolen car 1122 00:54:26,563 --> 00:54:28,198 and get the hell outta here! 1123 00:54:28,198 --> 00:54:32,435 Now can I please talk to someone who's got a GED? 1124 00:54:32,435 --> 00:54:34,704 - Oh, no, you didn't. - Look, I'm sorry. 1125 00:54:34,704 --> 00:54:36,973 Look, I almost got my GED, motherfucker 1126 00:54:36,973 --> 00:54:38,808 so you can kiss my ass! 1127 00:54:38,808 --> 00:54:39,876 Oh, Lord. 1128 00:54:39,876 --> 00:54:42,445 I know you better quit trippin'. 1129 00:54:42,445 --> 00:54:43,580 Look, I don't care if you never 1130 00:54:43,580 --> 00:54:45,215 find your little raggedy-ass car. 1131 00:54:45,215 --> 00:54:46,883 - You hear me? - What's the problem, Crayola? 1132 00:54:46,883 --> 00:54:48,451 Itty-bitty Negro committee over here 1133 00:54:48,451 --> 00:54:50,920 don't know what to say about his mouth. 1134 00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:52,255 - I was-- - Shut up. 1135 00:54:52,255 --> 00:54:54,791 - What'd he do? - Stolen car. 1136 00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:57,294 - Oh, you stole a car. - No, I didn't.. 1137 00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:59,462 Man, it's my car! Man, what are you doing? 1138 00:54:59,462 --> 00:55:01,665 Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's see some ID, brother. 1139 00:55:01,665 --> 00:55:03,433 (Crayola) '911, what's the emergency?' 1140 00:55:03,433 --> 00:55:05,468 - 'Hi, Purina girl.. - What's going on, Tony? 1141 00:55:05,468 --> 00:55:07,337 Can you see what's going on here? 1142 00:55:07,337 --> 00:55:08,738 You know this guy? 1143 00:55:08,738 --> 00:55:10,907 Oh, well, kind of, it's our first date 1144 00:55:10,907 --> 00:55:13,310 you know, but he's okay. 1145 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:15,278 Well, if you say he's cool. 1146 00:55:15,278 --> 00:55:16,680 Listen, baby, I gotta jet 1147 00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:19,316 but, we'll keep an eye out for your car, ya hear? 1148 00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:21,651 Thank you. 1149 00:55:21,651 --> 00:55:24,821 (Crayola) 'I'm not catchin' a bus to the party in my gear, okay?' 1150 00:55:26,456 --> 00:55:29,359 You fuck her over and it's your ass. 1151 00:55:29,359 --> 00:55:32,295 I got two words for you, man. Johnnie Cochran. 1152 00:55:32,295 --> 00:55:34,264 Yeah, huh? Yeah. 1153 00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:41,438 Watch it. 1154 00:55:45,442 --> 00:55:47,944 - Are you okay? - Am I okay? 1155 00:55:47,944 --> 00:55:49,446 No, I am not okay! 1156 00:55:49,446 --> 00:55:53,049 I am definitely not okay, okay? 1157 00:55:53,049 --> 00:55:55,885 Well, I want you to know this hasn't been the most 1158 00:55:55,885 --> 00:55:58,188 fantabulous date for me either. 1159 00:55:58,188 --> 00:56:01,157 So, maybe you should, what? Stop crying. 1160 00:56:01,157 --> 00:56:04,327 - Stop cry.. I'm going home. - Mnm-mnm. 1161 00:56:04,327 --> 00:56:06,996 I'mma tell you what you need, Tim. 1162 00:56:06,996 --> 00:56:10,367 You need to relax. Okay? 1163 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:12,168 Now, listen.. 1164 00:56:12,168 --> 00:56:13,903 ...if you weren't so uptight 1165 00:56:13,903 --> 00:56:15,572 maybe you wouldn't get into all the trouble 1166 00:56:15,572 --> 00:56:17,540 that you've been getting into. 1167 00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:19,309 Oh, I am the trouble? 1168 00:56:19,309 --> 00:56:22,145 Well, yeah, something like that. Mm-hmm. 1169 00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:26,983 I know what the deal is with you. 1170 00:56:26,983 --> 00:56:29,919 You're too fine for your own good. That's what it is. 1171 00:56:29,919 --> 00:56:32,889 Yeah, people been tellin' you, "You so fine," all your life 1172 00:56:32,889 --> 00:56:35,225 and you startin' to believe the hype. 1173 00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:38,094 That's your problem. You got fine-itis. 1174 00:56:38,094 --> 00:56:39,329 [laughing] 1175 00:56:41,831 --> 00:56:44,334 I give up. I give up! 1176 00:56:44,334 --> 00:56:45,568 You know what? 1177 00:56:45,568 --> 00:56:48,505 Here. Here. 1178 00:56:48,505 --> 00:56:50,006 Why don't you take a cab 1179 00:56:50,006 --> 00:56:52,242 to whatever else you decide to destroy tonight. 1180 00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:55,578 [scoffs] You know, what, Tim, don't do me any favors, okay? 1181 00:56:55,578 --> 00:56:57,947 I don't need your little bit of chump change. 1182 00:57:09,926 --> 00:57:11,161 Taxi! 1183 00:57:23,473 --> 00:57:25,842 Now, you know you wanna go after her. 1184 00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:30,480 Hey, aren't you.. 1185 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:32,182 Your conscience. 1186 00:57:34,417 --> 00:57:36,419 My conscience looks like Billy Dee? 1187 00:57:36,419 --> 00:57:41,458 Think of me as the Billy Dee in you. 1188 00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:42,959 Works for me. 1189 00:57:42,959 --> 00:57:46,563 So, why aren't you going after her? 1190 00:57:46,563 --> 00:57:48,798 For a subconscious, you got a mighty short memory. 1191 00:57:48,798 --> 00:57:50,467 This isn't mahogany. 1192 00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:52,001 I've got enough problems on my hands 1193 00:57:52,001 --> 00:57:54,103 than to be worried about some crazy babe. 1194 00:57:54,103 --> 00:57:56,573 Oh, why don't you spend a little time with the woman? 1195 00:57:56,573 --> 00:58:00,176 Check her out. Find out what motivates her. 1196 00:58:00,176 --> 00:58:03,446 It'll take some energy, but, it won't kill you. 1197 00:58:03,446 --> 00:58:06,449 [scoffs] How do you know that? 1198 00:58:06,449 --> 00:58:08,852 Well, my little brother 1199 00:58:08,852 --> 00:58:12,455 if you really like her, you won't let her get away. 1200 00:58:12,455 --> 00:58:15,692 She might be.. 1201 00:58:15,692 --> 00:58:19,429 ...the beginning of something 1202 00:58:19,429 --> 00:58:23,833 spectacularly beautiful in your life. 1203 00:58:26,202 --> 00:58:28,204 [laughing] 1204 00:58:31,808 --> 00:58:33,276 [gasps] 1205 00:58:35,011 --> 00:58:37,280 (Woo) 'Ah, what a baby.' 1206 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:39,282 Okay, so the night didn't go that smoothly 1207 00:58:39,282 --> 00:58:41,150 but he's the one that lied about being a lawyer. 1208 00:58:41,150 --> 00:58:43,353 (man 'Yeah, yeah, where to, lady, huh?' 1209 00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:45,355 (Frankie) 'You been trippin', man. You can't get us in, man.' 1210 00:58:45,355 --> 00:58:48,658 Yo, hold up, now. Yo, yo, I told you I was friend of Yerbie's. 1211 00:58:48,658 --> 00:58:50,527 And I told you, Yerbie ain't here. 1212 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:52,362 This is a private party. 1213 00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:54,330 Hey, man, you've been bullshittin'. I knew you can't.. 1214 00:58:54,330 --> 00:58:56,499 Yo, well, hold up. Now, I'mma handle this, alright? 1215 00:58:56,499 --> 00:58:58,701 Come here little, uh, blue moon. 1216 00:58:58,701 --> 00:59:00,537 You're playin' hardball, huh? 1217 00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:03,673 What's it gonna take, huh? 50, 75? A dollar? 1218 00:59:03,673 --> 00:59:05,975 [laughing] 1219 00:59:05,975 --> 00:59:07,577 Goddamn, girl. 1220 00:59:07,577 --> 00:59:09,746 - Hey, Barry. - Hey, Woo. How you doin'? 1221 00:59:09,746 --> 00:59:13,483 - Great. Carrie's back. - 'Oh, you know them?' 1222 00:59:15,652 --> 00:59:18,555 Um, you guys should come in with me. 1223 00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:20,757 Oh, great. Why would we wanna do that? 1224 00:59:20,757 --> 00:59:22,926 - Yeah, we ain't that desperate. - Yo! Wait! Don't.. 1225 00:59:22,926 --> 00:59:25,495 (Hop) 'You just kicked my nipple, you nickel-kickin' heifer!' 1226 00:59:25,495 --> 00:59:27,230 We with her. 1227 00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:29,098 (Hop) 'Hey, yo, don't go in without me. Yo!' 1228 00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:32,702 Damn! 1229 00:59:32,702 --> 00:59:34,537 You better beam me down another quarter. 1230 00:59:34,537 --> 00:59:36,105 [club music] 1231 00:59:42,679 --> 00:59:44,514 Good googa-mooga. 1232 00:59:44,514 --> 00:59:46,549 Uh, yo, uh.. 1233 00:59:46,549 --> 00:59:50,920 - What kind of party is this? - What do you mean? 1234 00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:52,789 (Romaine) 'Some hard-lookin' sisters up in here.' 1235 00:59:52,789 --> 00:59:55,725 - And big too! - Shoot. Y'all trippin'. 1236 00:59:55,725 --> 00:59:57,560 Well, look at them calves. 1237 00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:59,529 Some of these women got it goin' on. 1238 00:59:59,529 --> 01:00:01,431 Uh, I'm about to go to work. 1239 01:00:01,431 --> 01:00:03,466 Call me on my lunch break, huh? 1240 01:00:03,466 --> 01:00:07,303 ♪ Shame ♪ 1241 01:00:07,303 --> 01:00:08,805 - Hey, Woo, where you goin'? - Uh-oh. 1242 01:00:08,805 --> 01:00:12,542 ♪ You got me thinkin' it's a shame ♪ 1243 01:00:12,542 --> 01:00:16,045 ♪ Sometimes I think I'm going insane ♪ 1244 01:00:16,045 --> 01:00:18,781 ♪ Go now serve it shame ♪ 1245 01:00:18,781 --> 01:00:22,619 - Celestrial, there you are. - Hey, so you got my message. 1246 01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:24,754 Oh, you look fierce in this thing. 1247 01:00:24,754 --> 01:00:27,624 Did I predict twins? 1248 01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:28,725 I need to talk to you. 1249 01:00:28,725 --> 01:00:30,760 Oh, well, come and have a seat. 1250 01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:34,130 Yo, there is definitely a vibe up in here. 1251 01:00:34,130 --> 01:00:36,332 Um, excuse me. 1252 01:00:36,332 --> 01:00:38,067 Um, I don't mean to be rude 1253 01:00:38,067 --> 01:00:40,670 but is that a paper bag that you're wearing? 1254 01:00:40,670 --> 01:00:41,938 Well, as a matter of fact, it is. 1255 01:00:41,938 --> 01:00:44,240 I'm a designer slash astrologer. 1256 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,843 Trust, I believe in all that cosmic carrying on in your la.. 1257 01:00:46,843 --> 01:00:48,845 [clicks tongue] 1258 01:00:48,845 --> 01:00:52,649 - Makes sense to me. - Yeah. 1259 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:55,084 Home alone wouldn't have been so bad tonight. 1260 01:00:55,084 --> 01:00:56,953 At least it would have been dry, at least 1261 01:00:56,953 --> 01:00:59,422 kickin' his ass. 1262 01:00:59,422 --> 01:01:01,090 [clanking] 1263 01:01:04,293 --> 01:01:06,796 Sure am glad I took those kung-fu lessons. 1264 01:01:06,796 --> 01:01:08,464 Yeah. 1265 01:01:08,464 --> 01:01:09,832 A man would be a fool to mess with a brother 1266 01:01:09,832 --> 01:01:13,002 who knows 13 forms of Chinese kung-fu! 1267 01:01:13,002 --> 01:01:15,304 Ka-chah! 1268 01:01:15,304 --> 01:01:16,606 [clanking] 1269 01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:19,242 Yeah. 1270 01:01:20,810 --> 01:01:22,612 Nothin but a G thing, baby. 1271 01:01:31,988 --> 01:01:35,692 - Huh! - Gimme your money? 1272 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:38,528 [scoffs] You want my money? 1273 01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:40,463 What is this, smurf night in the ghetto? 1274 01:01:40,463 --> 01:01:42,398 [scoffs] 'I had no idea this was "Sesame Street."' 1275 01:01:42,398 --> 01:01:44,233 Who are you? Elmo? 1276 01:01:50,707 --> 01:01:52,875 The sister asked you for your money. 1277 01:01:54,343 --> 01:01:56,045 Damn, she got a fat ass. 1278 01:01:56,045 --> 01:01:57,747 [upbeat music] 1279 01:02:27,043 --> 01:02:28,511 [music continues] 1280 01:02:39,388 --> 01:02:41,190 (Tim) 'Ah-ha! Yes!' 1281 01:02:41,190 --> 01:02:43,059 Yes! I'd have bust your ass. 1282 01:02:43,059 --> 01:02:44,193 You and your girlfriend. 1283 01:02:44,193 --> 01:02:45,728 Whoo! 1284 01:02:45,728 --> 01:02:48,731 [indistinct chatter] 1285 01:02:48,731 --> 01:02:50,099 [chuckles] 1286 01:02:52,401 --> 01:02:53,803 Right. 1287 01:02:53,803 --> 01:02:57,707 Oh, well, looky here. What we got? A 20. 1288 01:02:57,707 --> 01:02:59,308 (Celestrial) What do you mean it didn't work out? 1289 01:02:59,308 --> 01:03:00,409 He was just one of those people that 1290 01:03:00,409 --> 01:03:01,811 just had to analyze everything. 1291 01:03:01,811 --> 01:03:03,546 I mean, from the moment that we met till we got 1292 01:03:03,546 --> 01:03:05,615 to the police station, his little brain was-- 1293 01:03:05,615 --> 01:03:07,917 Wait a minute, what were you doing at the police station? 1294 01:03:07,917 --> 01:03:09,752 His car got stolen, but anyway-- 1295 01:03:09,752 --> 01:03:11,487 Hold up! His car got stolen? 1296 01:03:11,487 --> 01:03:13,656 He'll get it back, but thank the Goddess 1297 01:03:13,656 --> 01:03:14,724 that we got kicked out of the club 1298 01:03:14,724 --> 01:03:16,092 when we did, because then-- 1299 01:03:16,092 --> 01:03:17,727 Wait, you got kicked out of the club too? 1300 01:03:17,727 --> 01:03:19,929 - Well, after the fight. - What fight? 1301 01:03:19,929 --> 01:03:21,964 Celestrial, you know how Lamar is. 1302 01:03:21,964 --> 01:03:23,800 He can't take drop dead for an answer. 1303 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:26,002 He fought Lamar over you? 1304 01:03:26,002 --> 01:03:29,505 Well, kind of, it was more like he got punched out. 1305 01:03:29,505 --> 01:03:33,743 So, what exactly do you think is wrong with the brother? 1306 01:03:33,743 --> 01:03:35,912 He's just.. I mean, if you-- 1307 01:03:35,912 --> 01:03:37,947 After some of the wretched low-life men I've seen you with 1308 01:03:37,947 --> 01:03:39,849 he sounds like a winner to me. 1309 01:03:39,849 --> 01:03:41,484 - If he could just-- - 'Girl..' 1310 01:03:41,484 --> 01:03:43,786 Are you sure you even took the time to notice? 1311 01:03:43,786 --> 01:03:45,822 'It's in the stars, Woo.' 1312 01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:49,659 Now, that was a dude in that dress. 1313 01:03:49,659 --> 01:03:51,360 That was somebody's father, girl. 1314 01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:52,595 Shoulders. 1315 01:03:52,595 --> 01:03:53,830 [click tongue] 1316 01:03:55,798 --> 01:03:57,200 Look, I gotta go. 1317 01:04:00,636 --> 01:04:02,071 Woo, wait. 1318 01:04:06,342 --> 01:04:07,844 Aye, yo, yo. 1319 01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:09,946 I'm the man up in this spot. 1320 01:04:09,946 --> 01:04:12,381 'Yo. And I didn't forget about my boys.' 1321 01:04:12,381 --> 01:04:15,351 I wanna introduce you to Adrian. 1322 01:04:15,351 --> 01:04:18,454 - Hi. - Christina and Madena. 1323 01:04:18,454 --> 01:04:21,224 [laughing] 1324 01:04:21,224 --> 01:04:23,359 Hi. 1325 01:04:23,359 --> 01:04:25,528 - You poutin'? You poutin'? - Yes, you are. 1326 01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:26,562 - Quit that poutin'. - No. 1327 01:04:26,562 --> 01:04:28,030 Quit that poutin'. 1328 01:04:28,030 --> 01:04:30,366 Alright. Yo, I got it all under control. 1329 01:04:30,366 --> 01:04:32,668 Hey-hey, who's in my pocket? Who's in my pocket? 1330 01:04:32,668 --> 01:04:33,903 'Yeah, daddy.' 1331 01:04:33,903 --> 01:04:35,805 - Call me daddy. - Daddy. 1332 01:04:35,805 --> 01:04:38,407 Daddy. 1333 01:04:38,407 --> 01:04:41,744 Alright, gimme a kiss. Gimme some, sugar. 1334 01:04:41,744 --> 01:04:43,846 Uh, I'll be right back. Y'all party up, alright? 1335 01:04:43,846 --> 01:04:45,848 Show my boys a good time, alright? 1336 01:04:45,848 --> 01:04:49,185 You know what, my girlfriend got that same dress. 1337 01:04:49,185 --> 01:04:50,720 You know, we are in love. 1338 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:53,089 - 'I mean, really in love.' - Love. 1339 01:04:53,089 --> 01:04:55,424 (Medina) 'So am I, baby. Come here.' 1340 01:04:57,693 --> 01:04:59,495 ♪ Girl your booty is so round ♪ 1341 01:04:59,495 --> 01:05:01,264 ♪ Let me look you up and down ♪ 1342 01:05:01,264 --> 01:05:03,065 ♪ Can I take you one more time? ♪ 1343 01:05:03,065 --> 01:05:04,867 ♪ I won't stop until you're mine ♪ 1344 01:05:04,867 --> 01:05:06,936 ♪ Girl if I cannot be with you ♪ 1345 01:05:06,936 --> 01:05:08,738 ♪ Maybe I could have a taste ♪ 1346 01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:10,539 ♪ Put your arms around me girl ♪ 1347 01:05:10,539 --> 01:05:12,708 ♪ And your kisses on my face ♪ 1348 01:05:12,708 --> 01:05:14,677 ♪ Boom boom boom now let me here you say way-ooh ♪ 1349 01:05:14,677 --> 01:05:16,345 ♪ Way-ooh ♪ 1350 01:05:16,345 --> 01:05:18,281 ♪ Boom boom boom now everybody say way-ooh ♪ 1351 01:05:18,281 --> 01:05:20,049 ♪ Way-ooh ♪ 1352 01:05:20,049 --> 01:05:22,218 ♪ Boom boom boom now let me hear you say way-ooh ♪ 1353 01:05:22,218 --> 01:05:23,853 ♪ Way-ooh ♪ 1354 01:05:23,853 --> 01:05:25,888 ♪ Boom boom boom now everybody say way-ooh ♪ 1355 01:05:25,888 --> 01:05:27,056 ♪ Way-ooh ♪ 1356 01:05:27,056 --> 01:05:28,925 ♪ Girl your booty is so round ♪ 1357 01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:30,960 ♪ Let me look you up and down ♪ 1358 01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:32,061 ♪ Can I take you one more time? ♪ 1359 01:05:32,061 --> 01:05:34,563 No, Hop, no! 1360 01:05:34,563 --> 01:05:36,499 [laughing] 1361 01:05:41,570 --> 01:05:44,540 [instrumental music] 1362 01:05:48,911 --> 01:05:53,416 ♪ Could I be searching for your love ♪ 1363 01:05:53,416 --> 01:05:57,119 ♪ Oh baby I don't know just what I'm searching for ♪ 1364 01:05:57,119 --> 01:06:01,557 ♪ Could I be searching for your love ♪ 1365 01:06:01,557 --> 01:06:06,729 ♪ Oh baby I don't know just what I'm searching for ♪ 1366 01:06:06,729 --> 01:06:08,764 ♪ Baby I've been thinking about you ♪ 1367 01:06:08,764 --> 01:06:10,499 ♪ Wondered if you ever knew ♪ 1368 01:06:10,499 --> 01:06:12,501 ♪ All the things I want to do ♪ 1369 01:06:12,501 --> 01:06:14,770 ♪ Love and hold and squeeze and please you ♪ 1370 01:06:14,770 --> 01:06:16,772 ♪ Never get you off my mind ♪ 1371 01:06:16,772 --> 01:06:18,808 ♪ Thinkin' 'bout you all the time ♪ 1372 01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:20,910 ♪ Hoping that you want me to ♪ 1373 01:06:20,910 --> 01:06:22,611 ♪ Baby can't get you off my mind ♪ 1374 01:06:22,611 --> 01:06:25,114 ♪ And boy you're so exciting ♪ 1375 01:06:25,114 --> 01:06:27,116 ♪ You're so inviting ♪ 1376 01:06:27,116 --> 01:06:30,619 ♪ I'm gonna love you boy gonna bring you so much joy ♪ 1377 01:06:30,619 --> 01:06:34,623 ♪ Could I be searching for your love ♪ 1378 01:06:34,623 --> 01:06:38,594 ♪ Oh baby I don't know just what I'm searching for ♪ 1379 01:06:38,594 --> 01:06:42,431 ♪ Could I be searching for your love.. ♪ 1380 01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:46,202 What the hell is your problem? 1381 01:06:46,202 --> 01:06:47,737 (Woo) 'Sorry.' 1382 01:06:49,138 --> 01:06:50,272 Need a lift? 1383 01:06:52,441 --> 01:06:55,044 Why? Why? 1384 01:07:10,159 --> 01:07:12,294 (male 'Helps with the wetness.' 1385 01:07:23,406 --> 01:07:27,376 You better take that wet shirt off before you catch a cold. 1386 01:07:27,376 --> 01:07:29,178 Oh, what, do you think I'm too stupid to know 1387 01:07:29,178 --> 01:07:31,147 that I got on a wet-ass shirt that I gotta take off? 1388 01:07:36,085 --> 01:07:37,586 Well, I'm not. 1389 01:07:37,586 --> 01:07:41,057 Do I sense a little attitude problem? 1390 01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:42,892 Yeah, you sense a wet nigger 1391 01:07:42,892 --> 01:07:45,061 who's had it up to here! Attitude problem. 1392 01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:48,597 That's probably what you sensin', Woo. 1393 01:07:48,597 --> 01:07:51,400 So, how long have you two been married? 1394 01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:52,668 (both) We're not married. 1395 01:07:52,668 --> 01:07:54,036 What? 1396 01:07:54,036 --> 01:07:55,237 You've been looking all over Brooklyn 1397 01:07:55,237 --> 01:07:57,273 for this guy, you're not even married? 1398 01:07:57,273 --> 01:07:59,575 You've been lookin' for me 1399 01:07:59,575 --> 01:08:01,510 all over Brooklyn? 1400 01:08:01,510 --> 01:08:03,345 Let me check the meter. How long have you been in this cab? 1401 01:08:03,345 --> 01:08:05,281 Forty-two fifty? 1402 01:08:05,281 --> 01:08:06,949 You spent 42.50 looking for me? 1403 01:08:06,949 --> 01:08:11,187 Um, is that what the meter says, 42.50? 1404 01:08:13,289 --> 01:08:16,225 Oh, I get it now. I know what you thinkin'. 1405 01:08:16,225 --> 01:08:17,726 Yeah, you thinkin' I'mma pay for this, ain't you? 1406 01:08:17,726 --> 01:08:19,595 'Yeah, well, I'm broke.' 1407 01:08:19,595 --> 01:08:22,465 If you want my money, go find that little Nubian midget 1408 01:08:22,465 --> 01:08:25,034 that took my shit. 1409 01:08:25,034 --> 01:08:26,969 That's not what I need, Tim. 1410 01:08:26,969 --> 01:08:28,604 Well, what do you need? 1411 01:08:30,806 --> 01:08:34,076 (male 'Oh, dear. I'm so sorry.' 1412 01:08:34,076 --> 01:08:36,612 I need you to stop tripping all over me. 1413 01:08:43,052 --> 01:08:45,754 I strongly suggest that you learn 1414 01:08:45,754 --> 01:08:47,890 how to appreciate a brother like me. 1415 01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:52,862 I hope you can forgive me. 1416 01:08:56,465 --> 01:08:58,567 [clears throat] 1417 01:08:58,567 --> 01:09:00,870 Yeah, well, I am.. 1418 01:09:03,572 --> 01:09:04,807 I guess.. 1419 01:09:08,310 --> 01:09:10,279 I guess I can forgive you 1420 01:09:10,279 --> 01:09:12,181 but you know you have been trippin'. 1421 01:09:14,316 --> 01:09:16,919 I know. 1422 01:09:16,919 --> 01:09:19,155 I've been trippin' all night. 1423 01:09:22,324 --> 01:09:26,195 You think you can make one more stop with me? 1424 01:09:26,195 --> 01:09:27,763 Please? 1425 01:09:30,699 --> 01:09:32,735 [upbeat music] 1426 01:09:38,874 --> 01:09:40,509 (Tim) 'Woo, what are you doing?' 1427 01:09:40,509 --> 01:09:43,112 (Woo) 'Just stay here. I'll be right back.' 1428 01:09:45,214 --> 01:09:47,049 ♪ The gang niggers know their name ♪ 1429 01:09:47,049 --> 01:09:49,118 ♪ You represent the color you can hardly get hot here ♪ 1430 01:09:49,118 --> 01:09:51,487 ♪ Plus we supply you with the butter ♪ 1431 01:09:51,487 --> 01:09:52,821 ♪ Jump on my bike and take flight ♪ 1432 01:09:52,821 --> 01:09:54,156 ♪ Me and my team regulate ♪ 1433 01:09:54,156 --> 01:09:55,891 ♪ Tight fight yo ♪ 1434 01:09:55,891 --> 01:09:58,194 ♪ My world's straight bouncin' ♪ 1435 01:09:58,194 --> 01:10:00,996 ♪ Sticks and stones renouncin' ♪ 1436 01:10:00,996 --> 01:10:02,731 ♪ When they start announcin' ♪ 1437 01:10:02,731 --> 01:10:04,533 ♪ We'll surely rock this show ♪ 1438 01:10:06,035 --> 01:10:08,304 ♪ My world's been bouncin' ♪ 1439 01:10:08,304 --> 01:10:10,973 ♪ Six and forty ouncin' ouncin' ♪ 1440 01:10:10,973 --> 01:10:12,875 ♪ When they start announcin' ♪ 1441 01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:15,578 ♪ Go forth we rock and rollin' ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ 1442 01:10:15,578 --> 01:10:17,146 Um, excuse me. 1443 01:10:17,146 --> 01:10:20,149 Shakim, can I talk to you for a minute? 1444 01:10:20,149 --> 01:10:22,985 Look who decided to drop by and fuck up our thing? 1445 01:10:22,985 --> 01:10:24,520 Uh, Chocolate Delight 1446 01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,322 I'd just like to talk to Shakim a minute-- 1447 01:10:26,322 --> 01:10:28,724 No, no, no, look, I need to talk to you, okay? 1448 01:10:28,724 --> 01:10:30,826 Let's get a couple of things straight here, okay? 1449 01:10:30,826 --> 01:10:33,262 I need to live my life my way. 1450 01:10:33,262 --> 01:10:35,197 I'm a man now, Woo, okay? 1451 01:10:35,197 --> 01:10:38,267 I got hair on my chin, my chest, and my balls 1452 01:10:38,267 --> 01:10:39,668 'which makes it official.' 1453 01:10:39,668 --> 01:10:41,470 You're damn sure a man, baby. 1454 01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:45,107 - Uh, Shakim, I'm-- - Now, look, no, no, no. 1455 01:10:45,107 --> 01:10:47,209 I don't need you comin' around here trying to mess up my-- 1456 01:10:47,209 --> 01:10:48,911 Shakim! 1457 01:10:48,911 --> 01:10:51,013 Shut it up for one minute. 1458 01:10:51,013 --> 01:10:52,881 I'mma have to kick this bitch's ass. 1459 01:10:52,881 --> 01:10:54,183 - Whoa, whoa, hold, hold.. - Whoa, whoa, bring it on. 1460 01:10:54,183 --> 01:10:56,518 We're having fun. What? Come on. 1461 01:11:02,691 --> 01:11:04,226 Now what? 1462 01:11:04,226 --> 01:11:07,463 - Go? - Just let me talk. 1463 01:11:07,463 --> 01:11:09,565 Look, what is it that you're tryin' to say, Woo? 1464 01:11:09,565 --> 01:11:11,300 What I wanna say.. 1465 01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:15,604 ...is that I'm happy.. 1466 01:11:15,604 --> 01:11:18,307 ...for the both of you, okay? 1467 01:11:18,307 --> 01:11:22,244 And I'm very sorry that I didn't understand you.. 1468 01:11:22,244 --> 01:11:23,946 ...or you. 1469 01:11:23,946 --> 01:11:27,583 I've realized that no matter where you find love 1470 01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:30,152 or who gives it to you, it's a good thing. 1471 01:11:30,152 --> 01:11:32,755 'So, I just wanna say congratulations.' 1472 01:11:32,755 --> 01:11:34,456 Oh, look at this. 1473 01:11:35,491 --> 01:11:36,892 Come here, girl. 1474 01:11:37,626 --> 01:11:39,228 [Woo chuckles] 1475 01:11:42,998 --> 01:11:45,000 [rap music] 1476 01:11:47,469 --> 01:11:49,471 Oh, hell no. Hell no, Woo. 1477 01:11:49,471 --> 01:11:52,241 I did not ride around New York City all night long 1478 01:11:52,241 --> 01:11:54,810 to get my ass chewed up and spit out 1479 01:11:54,810 --> 01:11:57,279 for you to end up with, with neon Negro. 1480 01:11:57,279 --> 01:11:58,914 (Shakim) 'You didn't tell me that you had some old' 1481 01:11:58,914 --> 01:12:00,649 scarecrow-lookin' motherfucker chasin' you around. 1482 01:12:00,649 --> 01:12:02,117 Hey, look, you better skip your ass down the yellow brick-- 1483 01:12:02,117 --> 01:12:04,853 Okay, okay, alright, hey, hey, hey. 1484 01:12:04,853 --> 01:12:07,423 Hey.. 1485 01:12:07,423 --> 01:12:11,327 Timothy, meet my brother, Shakim. 1486 01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:13,462 You mean, a brother, or-or your brother? 1487 01:12:13,462 --> 01:12:15,798 My brother, as in relative. 1488 01:12:15,798 --> 01:12:17,633 You mean, y'all got the same father, what? 1489 01:12:17,633 --> 01:12:19,501 - Yes. - Now, don't you feel hurt. 1490 01:12:19,501 --> 01:12:21,870 Okay? And meet his fiancee. 1491 01:12:21,870 --> 01:12:23,972 - That's Miss Foxy. - That's my baby. 1492 01:12:23,972 --> 01:12:26,342 - Nice to meet you. - Hey, how are you? 1493 01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:28,877 (man on speaker) 'Yo, everybody, this is for Shakim and Foxy.' 1494 01:12:28,877 --> 01:12:31,180 'Congratulations on your engagement.' 1495 01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:32,781 'Keepin' it real.' 1496 01:12:32,781 --> 01:12:34,216 Baby, this is our song. 1497 01:12:34,216 --> 01:12:35,517 [applauding] 1498 01:12:35,517 --> 01:12:37,419 Excuse us. 1499 01:12:42,458 --> 01:12:43,859 Thank you, Tim. 1500 01:12:43,859 --> 01:12:45,527 For what? 1501 01:12:45,527 --> 01:12:47,529 You opened my eyes. 1502 01:12:47,529 --> 01:12:50,632 - Did I? - Mm-hmm. 1503 01:12:50,632 --> 01:12:52,134 Well, there's something you gotta do for me. 1504 01:12:53,669 --> 01:12:56,872 What? 1505 01:12:56,872 --> 01:12:59,808 Let's just say I'm about to make some things happen. 1506 01:13:01,577 --> 01:13:04,279 - Hm? Come on. - Oh. 1507 01:13:05,914 --> 01:13:07,583 He has a '92 Pathfinder, right? 1508 01:13:07,583 --> 01:13:09,651 Clutch is slippin', so I figure it's the transmission. 1509 01:13:09,651 --> 01:13:11,854 - Want to check it out for me? - Sure, here. 1510 01:13:11,854 --> 01:13:13,255 Give me a call at the shop sometime. 1511 01:13:13,255 --> 01:13:15,023 Alright. 1512 01:13:15,023 --> 01:13:16,525 Runnin'. Wooh! 1513 01:13:16,525 --> 01:13:18,427 ♪ I'm runnin' things heh ♪ 1514 01:13:18,427 --> 01:13:19,895 ♪ I'm runnin' things ♪ 1515 01:13:19,895 --> 01:13:21,730 Yo, this is the spot! 1516 01:13:21,730 --> 01:13:23,232 I'm here every week. Every week! 1517 01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:25,401 I got it goin' on up in here, yo. 1518 01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:26,902 I had a ball. 1519 01:13:26,902 --> 01:13:28,737 Nah, man. I think you had two balls. 1520 01:13:29,705 --> 01:13:31,273 He has so many balls. 1521 01:13:31,273 --> 01:13:33,075 He could've played some pool up in his piece. 1522 01:13:33,075 --> 01:13:34,843 Oh, psych. 1523 01:13:34,843 --> 01:13:36,678 What? 1524 01:13:36,678 --> 01:13:38,414 What? Oh, y'all's playin' pool again? 1525 01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:40,282 You can't beat him, boy. Leave him alone. 1526 01:13:40,282 --> 01:13:41,884 Hey, y'all check out Phyllis? 1527 01:13:41,884 --> 01:13:43,652 That's Phillip. 1528 01:13:46,555 --> 01:13:47,823 You didn't see "The Crying Game?" 1529 01:13:48,857 --> 01:13:50,259 You didn't look at the neck? 1530 01:13:51,627 --> 01:13:53,429 Yeah, I checked out the neck, fool. 1531 01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:55,030 I'm the one that put them hickies on it. 1532 01:13:55,030 --> 01:13:56,498 'I've been suckin' on it all night.' 1533 01:13:59,935 --> 01:14:01,804 Hop.. 1534 01:14:01,804 --> 01:14:03,639 ...they were all men. 1535 01:14:09,144 --> 01:14:10,679 Yo, it's time to go, man. 1536 01:14:12,648 --> 01:14:14,750 Don't call me no more. 1537 01:14:14,750 --> 01:14:17,719 [snickering] 1538 01:14:17,719 --> 01:14:19,521 You need to rent "The Crying Game." 1539 01:14:21,824 --> 01:14:31,066 ♪ And when it.. ♪ 1540 01:14:31,066 --> 01:14:33,268 [gasping] 1541 01:14:33,268 --> 01:14:37,406 ♪ And when it.. ♪ 1542 01:14:37,406 --> 01:14:40,742 Oh. Oh, God. Oh! Oh! 1543 01:14:41,276 --> 01:14:42,678 Oh! 1544 01:14:44,513 --> 01:14:46,615 Oh! 1545 01:14:46,615 --> 01:14:49,651 ♪ And when it.. ♪ 1546 01:14:49,651 --> 01:14:51,286 Hop! Hop! These are my girls. 1547 01:14:51,286 --> 01:14:52,788 (all) 'Hi.' 1548 01:14:52,788 --> 01:14:55,657 [screaming] Get your ass outta here, nigga! Grr! 1549 01:14:59,461 --> 01:15:01,063 [whimpering] 1550 01:15:03,465 --> 01:15:04,967 ♪ And when it.. ♪ 1551 01:15:04,967 --> 01:15:06,802 - Come on, Hop. Let's go.. - Come on, Hop. 1552 01:15:06,802 --> 01:15:09,204 Don't touch me! Don't touch me. 1553 01:15:09,204 --> 01:15:10,506 Come on, man. 1554 01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:13,442 - You didn't see me kissing him. - Come on. 1555 01:15:13,442 --> 01:15:16,144 (male 'Uh, I don't like this.' 1556 01:15:16,144 --> 01:15:17,546 (Tim) 'Turn your lights out. Turn your lights out.' 1557 01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:20,816 Okay. 1558 01:15:20,816 --> 01:15:22,618 (Tim) 'Yeah. Pull right over here.' 1559 01:15:23,619 --> 01:15:25,554 Yeah. Okay. 1560 01:15:27,289 --> 01:15:29,224 Gimme your slim jim. 1561 01:15:29,224 --> 01:15:32,294 I don't know what you're talking about. 1562 01:15:32,294 --> 01:15:34,363 Give me your slim jim, please! 1563 01:15:34,363 --> 01:15:36,031 Come on, all cabbies got slim jims. 1564 01:15:36,031 --> 01:15:37,466 You got any money, Woo? Come on, give him a ten. 1565 01:15:39,234 --> 01:15:41,503 - Twenty. - Ah! 20? 1566 01:15:41,503 --> 01:15:45,340 - I don't think so. - Let's try 15. 1567 01:15:45,340 --> 01:15:48,043 So...first you were a lawyer, and now you're a car thief? 1568 01:15:49,511 --> 01:15:51,046 To the nails, okay? 1569 01:15:51,046 --> 01:15:52,581 Just watch my back, alright? 1570 01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:54,783 Thank you, Genie. 1571 01:16:00,689 --> 01:16:03,592 Tim, I cannot believe you're doing this. 1572 01:16:06,361 --> 01:16:09,898 Hey, man! It's a Vette! 1573 01:16:09,898 --> 01:16:12,000 Jiggle it to the left and jerk it up. 1574 01:16:13,869 --> 01:16:15,270 [automated message] 'Step away from the car.' 1575 01:16:16,872 --> 01:16:18,574 'Step away from the car, motherfucker.' 1576 01:16:19,841 --> 01:16:21,643 'Step the fuck back.' 1577 01:16:22,778 --> 01:16:24,046 'I said, step.' 1578 01:16:24,046 --> 01:16:25,781 Tim! 1579 01:16:25,781 --> 01:16:27,015 [automated message] 'Step away from the car.' 1580 01:16:27,015 --> 01:16:28,717 What the hell is goin' on? 1581 01:16:28,717 --> 01:16:30,919 [automated message] 'Step away from the car, motherfucker.' 1582 01:16:30,919 --> 01:16:33,522 Hasta la vista, pretty lady! 1583 01:16:33,522 --> 01:16:35,023 [engine revving] 1584 01:16:35,023 --> 01:16:36,658 [automated message] 'I said, step.' 1585 01:16:38,927 --> 01:16:40,796 Um, what's going on? 1586 01:16:40,796 --> 01:16:42,230 You wanna know what's going on? 1587 01:16:42,230 --> 01:16:44,132 Okay, I'm gonna tell you what's going on. 1588 01:16:44,132 --> 01:16:45,701 Who the fuck are you? 1589 01:16:47,536 --> 01:16:50,706 Latifah Jefferson, State Repossession Agency. 1590 01:16:50,706 --> 01:16:53,609 (Woo) 'I am here to repossess your car.' 1591 01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:55,477 What? 1592 01:16:55,477 --> 01:16:57,579 Yeah, and we caught up with your little friend, Timmy Jackson 1593 01:16:57,579 --> 01:17:00,215 and he lead us right to you. 1594 01:17:00,215 --> 01:17:01,984 That little bitch. 1595 01:17:01,984 --> 01:17:05,587 (Denise) 'Sends a woman over here to come get his car.' 1596 01:17:05,587 --> 01:17:09,291 He didn't have enough balls of his own to come get it himself. 1597 01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:12,127 (Denise) 'But it doesn't matter, 'cause I could call him up tomorrow' 1598 01:17:12,127 --> 01:17:14,162 'throw a little somethin', somethin' on him. 1599 01:17:14,162 --> 01:17:16,999 [scoffs] 'And have another one by the end of the week.' 1600 01:17:16,999 --> 01:17:18,967 [glass shattering] 1601 01:17:18,967 --> 01:17:20,969 You better get your ass, a bag of subway tokens 1602 01:17:20,969 --> 01:17:23,372 'cause you're gonna be catchin' the train from now on, baby. 1603 01:17:24,439 --> 01:17:25,574 Come on, Woo. 1604 01:17:25,574 --> 01:17:26,842 Gotta go, sister. 1605 01:17:26,842 --> 01:17:29,244 Girl, you better give me back my keys. 1606 01:17:29,244 --> 01:17:31,113 - I don't think so. - Tim! 1607 01:17:31,113 --> 01:17:32,848 Timmy! 1608 01:17:32,848 --> 01:17:34,750 Nice meeting you, Denise! 1609 01:17:36,852 --> 01:17:38,487 Come back here, Tim! 1610 01:17:38,487 --> 01:17:39,988 You know you still love me. 1611 01:17:39,988 --> 01:17:42,190 You know you still want this. 1612 01:17:42,190 --> 01:17:43,892 [grunts] 1613 01:17:44,526 --> 01:17:45,927 Shit! 1614 01:17:45,927 --> 01:17:48,296 - 'Whoo-hoo-hoo-whoo! - 'Ha-ha-ha-ha!' 1615 01:17:48,296 --> 01:17:49,865 (Tim) 'Yeah, ha-ha.' 1616 01:17:49,865 --> 01:17:51,700 [screaming] 1617 01:17:51,700 --> 01:17:54,536 Whoo-hoo! That's what I'm talkin' 'bout, girl. 1618 01:17:54,536 --> 01:17:56,538 That's how I'm livin'. You know, what I'm sayin'? 1619 01:17:56,538 --> 01:17:58,507 Oh, you were so sexy when you threw that brick 1620 01:17:58,507 --> 01:18:00,008 through that window, Tim. 1621 01:18:00,008 --> 01:18:01,109 I came strong with it, didn't I, girl? 1622 01:18:01,109 --> 01:18:03,311 Oh, you came strong. 1623 01:18:03,311 --> 01:18:05,614 I feel like a whole new me. You know, what I'm sayin', Woo? 1624 01:18:05,614 --> 01:18:07,949 I knew you had it in you, Timmy. 1625 01:18:07,949 --> 01:18:09,551 Oh, I got it in me. 1626 01:18:09,551 --> 01:18:11,787 I got Woo in me, girl. I got you in me, girl. 1627 01:18:11,787 --> 01:18:13,321 I ain't lettin' it go, neither. 1628 01:18:13,321 --> 01:18:14,856 Whatcha wanna do, huh? The night is young. 1629 01:18:14,856 --> 01:18:17,526 Come on, it's yours. 1630 01:18:17,526 --> 01:18:18,860 Wooh! 1631 01:18:18,860 --> 01:18:20,996 That is my song. 1632 01:18:20,996 --> 01:18:23,065 Ah! 1633 01:18:23,065 --> 01:18:24,800 Oh! 1634 01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:26,201 [chuckles] 1635 01:18:27,135 --> 01:18:28,904 Whoo! 1636 01:18:28,904 --> 01:18:30,372 [tires screeching] 1637 01:18:31,807 --> 01:18:34,409 ♪ Mm hmm-hmm hmm-hmm ♪ 1638 01:18:40,148 --> 01:18:43,285 ♪ Who made tomorrow? ♪ 1639 01:18:46,421 --> 01:18:48,023 What are you doing? 1640 01:18:48,023 --> 01:18:50,092 This time I'm not gonna miss the moment. 1641 01:18:50,092 --> 01:18:51,727 Come on, girl. 1642 01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:57,566 ♪ In times of sorrow ♪ 1643 01:18:57,566 --> 01:19:03,338 ♪ Who made the tears go away? ♪ 1644 01:19:03,338 --> 01:19:07,843 ♪ Is there someone to show you the way? ♪ 1645 01:19:07,843 --> 01:19:12,514 ♪ To make all your dreams come true ♪ 1646 01:19:13,682 --> 01:19:15,283 ♪ I will ♪ 1647 01:19:15,283 --> 01:19:18,587 ♪ I'll always love you ♪ 1648 01:19:18,587 --> 01:19:21,189 ♪ Ooh I will ♪ 1649 01:19:21,189 --> 01:19:27,062 ♪ I'll always be faithful ♪ ♪ Baby I will ♪ 1650 01:19:27,062 --> 01:19:30,132 ♪ 'Cause I adore you ♪ 1651 01:19:30,132 --> 01:19:32,801 ♪ I said I will ♪ 1652 01:19:32,801 --> 01:19:35,604 ♪ I will be right here.. ♪ 1653 01:19:35,604 --> 01:19:36,905 - Shit! - Dammit. 1654 01:19:36,905 --> 01:19:39,107 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 1655 01:19:39,107 --> 01:19:40,742 - Forget the car. - No no! 1656 01:19:40,742 --> 01:19:42,144 Come on. 1657 01:19:42,911 --> 01:19:44,212 No! 1658 01:19:44,212 --> 01:19:46,381 (Tim) 'Oh, my ride.' 1659 01:19:46,381 --> 01:19:48,049 [clattering] 1660 01:19:50,786 --> 01:19:51,953 [crashing] 1661 01:19:51,953 --> 01:19:53,522 (male 'Sorry!' 1662 01:19:57,592 --> 01:19:59,728 You did have insurance, right? 1663 01:20:01,963 --> 01:20:03,732 [upbeat music] 1664 01:20:06,067 --> 01:20:09,971 (Woo) You would look much better in a Porsche anyway. 1665 01:20:09,971 --> 01:20:13,208 (Tim) You know, you're right. Come on, let's dance. 1666 01:20:16,578 --> 01:20:20,482 ♪ Now it's summertime ♪ 1667 01:20:20,482 --> 01:20:23,418 ♪ We've been together now ♪ 1668 01:20:23,418 --> 01:20:25,787 ♪ For a little while ♪ 1669 01:20:25,787 --> 01:20:30,358 ♪ It's a perfect kind of season ♪ 1670 01:20:30,358 --> 01:20:33,695 ♪ To fall in love babe ♪ 1671 01:20:33,695 --> 01:20:37,499 ♪ Let's go all the way and make this last ♪ 1672 01:20:37,499 --> 01:20:39,134 ♪ You see my mind ♪ 1673 01:20:39,134 --> 01:20:42,671 ♪ Is already made up ♪ ♪ Made up ♪ 1674 01:20:42,671 --> 01:20:47,943 ♪ I know exactly what I want ♪ ♪ What I want ♪ 1675 01:20:47,943 --> 01:20:52,781 ♪ And I'm waitin' for you to give it ♪ 1676 01:20:52,781 --> 01:20:59,120 ♪ Just let your mind run free and give your love to me ♪ 1677 01:21:00,121 --> 01:21:03,358 ♪ Oh won't you let me? ♪ 1678 01:21:03,358 --> 01:21:07,562 ♪ Let it be ♪ ♪ Let it be ♪ 1679 01:21:07,562 --> 01:21:09,664 ♪ Baby ♪ 1680 01:21:09,664 --> 01:21:13,335 ♪ Oh fantasy ♪ 1681 01:21:13,335 --> 01:21:15,737 ♪ Yeah let it be ♪ 1682 01:21:17,739 --> 01:21:22,577 ♪ We can make love on the white sand ♪ 1683 01:21:22,577 --> 01:21:25,146 ♪ We can do it all night ♪ 1684 01:21:25,146 --> 01:21:29,317 ♪ Till the sun rises again ♪ 1685 01:21:29,317 --> 01:21:32,821 ♪ We'll build some memories ♪ 1686 01:21:32,821 --> 01:21:37,359 ♪ To last eternally ♪ 1687 01:21:37,359 --> 01:21:38,894 ♪ You know my mind is already.. ♪ 1688 01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:42,030 ♪ My mind is already made up ♪ 1689 01:21:42,030 --> 01:21:46,935 ♪ I know exactly what I want ♪ 1690 01:21:46,935 --> 01:21:53,208 ♪ And I'm waitin' for you to give it ♪ 1691 01:21:53,208 --> 01:21:55,543 ♪ And let your mind run free ♪ 1692 01:21:55,543 --> 01:21:59,714 ♪ It has to be what you want it to be ♪ 1693 01:21:59,714 --> 01:22:02,584 ♪ What you let it be ♪ ♪ Let it be ♪ 1694 01:22:02,584 --> 01:22:04,085 ♪ Let it be ♪ 1695 01:22:04,085 --> 01:22:09,424 ♪ Baby ♪ ♪ Baby you and me our fantasy ♪ 1696 01:22:09,424 --> 01:22:12,627 ♪ Won't you let it be ♪ 1697 01:22:12,627 --> 01:22:14,696 ♪ Let it be ♪ 1698 01:22:14,696 --> 01:22:19,634 ♪ Nobody ♪ 1699 01:22:19,634 --> 01:22:25,140 ♪ Does it better ♪ 1700 01:22:25,140 --> 01:22:30,111 ♪ Nobody ♪ 1701 01:22:30,111 --> 01:22:35,317 ♪ Does it better ♪ 1702 01:22:35,317 --> 01:22:37,552 ♪ Baby come closer than close ♪ 1703 01:22:37,552 --> 01:22:38,954 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1704 01:22:40,121 --> 01:22:43,892 ♪ Original they never will be ♪ 1705 01:22:45,627 --> 01:22:47,963 ♪ We bumpin' from coast to coast ♪ 1706 01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:50,966 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1707 01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:54,936 ♪ We just tryin' to make you see ♪ 1708 01:22:54,936 --> 01:22:56,671 ♪ Nobody does it better ♪ 1709 01:22:56,671 --> 01:22:59,140 ♪ I'm sittin' here trippin' my mind is blocked ♪ 1710 01:22:59,140 --> 01:23:01,943 ♪ Nate Dogg just spit it so it's time to cock ♪ 1711 01:23:01,943 --> 01:23:04,145 ♪ No one can do it better like this two man crew ♪ 1712 01:23:04,145 --> 01:23:05,647 ♪ They say we're one hit quitters ♪ 1713 01:23:05,647 --> 01:23:07,248 ♪ Now whatcha'll gonna do? ♪ 1714 01:23:07,248 --> 01:23:09,918 ♪ Always into somethin' that's my name ♪ 1715 01:23:09,918 --> 01:23:12,454 ♪ Only out for money hey 'cause that's the game ♪ 1716 01:23:12,454 --> 01:23:15,023 ♪ People always ask me why I'm out for scratch ♪ 1717 01:23:15,023 --> 01:23:17,192 ♪ He who has the most is he who won the match ♪ 1718 01:23:17,192 --> 01:23:19,928 ♪ Strike one me and Nate Dogg is a match ♪ 1719 01:23:19,928 --> 01:23:22,530 ♪ Strike two two leave 'em standing still in their tracks ♪ 1720 01:23:22,530 --> 01:23:25,133 ♪ Strike three you can call us two one three ♪ 1721 01:23:25,133 --> 01:23:28,003 ♪ It's the L and the B that makes me act like a G ♪ 1722 01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:30,472 ♪ My exhibition started back in '93 ♪ 1723 01:23:30,472 --> 01:23:33,274 ♪ No one nobody listenin' but Warren and me ♪ 1724 01:23:33,274 --> 01:23:35,777 ♪ To all the nonbelievers now I bet you see ♪ 1725 01:23:35,777 --> 01:23:37,946 ♪ Nobody does it better than me ♪ 1726 01:23:37,946 --> 01:23:40,181 ♪ Make it come closer than close ♪ 1727 01:23:40,181 --> 01:23:41,416 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1728 01:23:42,650 --> 01:23:46,187 ♪ Original they never will be ♪ 1729 01:23:48,123 --> 01:23:50,625 ♪ We bumpin' from coast to coast ♪ 1730 01:23:50,625 --> 01:23:52,193 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 1731 01:23:53,628 --> 01:23:57,198 ♪ We just tryin' to make you see ♪ 1732 01:23:57,198 --> 01:23:59,067 ♪ Nobody does it better ♪ 1733 01:23:59,067 --> 01:24:01,703 ♪ They call me DJ the sparkplug keepin' it licked ♪ 1734 01:24:01,703 --> 01:24:04,239 ♪ There is no accident for these platinum hits ♪ 1735 01:24:04,239 --> 01:24:05,473 ♪ So when we make it to show love ♪ 1736 01:24:05,473 --> 01:24:07,075 ♪ Bangin' in your club ♪ 1737 01:24:07,075 --> 01:24:09,544 ♪ Hangin' with your thugs givin' up G love ♪ 1738 01:24:09,544 --> 01:24:14,549 ♪ Do you remember back on the eastside ♪ 1739 01:24:14,549 --> 01:24:19,888 ♪ When all of us niggas used to love to ride ♪ 1740 01:24:19,888 --> 01:24:21,556 ♪ Nobody ♪ 1741 01:24:24,759 --> 01:24:29,564 ♪ Does it better ♪ 1742 01:24:29,564 --> 01:24:32,567 [music continues]